Victorian Brown Beaverette Hat
They used to make hats out of beavers... oh yeah... get yourself a beaverette hat!
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Children this is a Foo Dog. Actually it's a Foo Dog Lion. If you don't get that right you have to wear the hat all day long.
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I've heard about binding baby's feet... but this is just cruel.
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In China it's legal to torture your children. "Go ahead son, this is your first-day-of-school outfit..."
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It's like an Ugg boot. For your head.
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Every day at noon I stand out on my front deck to see if Humperdink has come back from the war. And when he doesn't show I take it off and go out dancing... that Lambert can really shimmy- even with one leg.
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This hat is from "Lord & Taylor 5th Ave. Broadway & 20th St. New York - Paris" in 1880. That makes it better than you.
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O-M-G... like my mom totally made me wear this because she doesn't want me to date or see men until I get married. I mean I can't get married until I'm 15... like what am I supposed to do until then?
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If you wear this straight on top of your head, it means you're in mourning. If you rake it to the side, it means you're looking for husband number two.
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I am so innocent and naive and pure. Until you take the hat off. Don't tell mama.
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I'm just gonna do a few beats of the Charleston over here... don't mind me. Just keep on.
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This is the hat they issued to all the widows of the Titanic... boy was that an awkward memorial service...
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"I heard a rumor that all the bluebirds in the park behind your house are naked." "Yeah, so what? Birds don't wear clothes." "Uhm, I mean they are missing all their feathers..." "I don't know anything about that..."
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Ok, yeah, so I'm trying to pollinate my hat. What's it to you?
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I can only forsee one problem with this hat. A baby could blow on it and it would fall off. Unless you get one of those rad hat pins... oooh yeah and a big ol' bun on top of your head... that's the way to go.
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One if my land. Two if my sea... Actually this is the hat to wear when robbing a convenience store, with heels... they'll never know your real height... bwa ha haa...
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I got drunk at one little party... This is my punishment. It was funny at the time... I think.
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I'd love to have this hat. Seriously. I would wear it to the beach. Yeah. I do things like that.
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I got a little carried away in my knitting class... and I was really hungry... and my grandma's centerpiece was wax fruit... What else could I come up with?
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I was trying to put more on my hat but I just can't balance it... I wanted a parakeet... but I kept tipping to one side, and I looked like a V8 commercial...
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If you put this on you will instantly become Mary Poppins, and all your carpet bags will be infinitely deep and you will be able to jump into chalk drawings... watch out for that hopscotch board....
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I wish women wore hats more frequently... I have tons of outfits I'd love to top off with those turquoise feathers... I guess I'll just have to build a time machine... I'll let you know how it goes...
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Ok this hat is so cool. I'm gonna put on a production of Hello, Dolly! just so I have an excuse to wear it... or I'll do to a revival church... whichever comes first.
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You go with your bad circa-1915 self... you get on that Titantic... and don't let go of Jack's hand... until he's really dead 'cause then you're touching a dead guy and that's just gross...
