Norman the Gnome
Norman looks like your ordinary run of the mill garden gnome, from one of a number you'd expect to find in your typical enchanted forest. However, when somebody walks past this particular gnome, he's there with a fart, insult or off-color greeting. This little guy is quite a hoot! Fitted with motion detectors, he makes the perfect door greeter, automatically letting his hilarious insults fly when someone approaches.