Instead of using sprays or a messy swatter, consider satisfying your sadistic urges with this bug zapper. It electrocutes insects on contact but is safe enough for human and animal contact.
All over the galaxy there is an invasion that causes ends of civilizations and is unstoppable! The Starship Troopers are dedicated young men and women set on taking down this infestation of killers! The bugs are no more!
Scorpions probably don't taste very good but have protein and bananas are tasty - this is the best of both worlds.