Reef Dram Sandal Flask
There's a FLASK in the heel of this sandal! Seriously you can now sneak your booze anywhere... well anywhere that's not freezing.
You want this don't you? I know if you get it you'll find some reason to bring it out... and you'll start wearing baggy jackets to hide it... then you'll start parking on the lawn... It'll be awesome... hehe.
It's literally a beer belly. A belly full of beer. I guess you can put this on under clothes and hide it into a ball game. Good luck picking up chicks.