If you're anything like me (you know, with sleeping disorders and such), alarm clocks do you no good. They go off, you turn it off and you don't even remember doing it. This one goes off and runs away from you. That should do the trick.
Sorta creepy, sorta cute. I'd just love to have these sitting on the shelf in my bathroom. I don't know if I could bring myself to actually use them as soap.
Carve a special message, or an unspecial one, into this wooden postcard and send it along. It is a novelty idea and a fun keepsake for whomever receives it. Plus, carving stuff is fun.