Chain Mail T-Shirt
Atlas, the dorkiest item of clothing you'll ever find. Inevitably soon to be part of The Big Bang Theory's wardrobe. When we say chain mail, we mean real chain mail. Yes, thousands of chains put together to make a shirt. ...I don't think there really is anything else to say about this, except I want it.
Badass metal belt! Metal armor belt from Maison Martin Margiela. This belt is constructed of metal panels in graduated sizes fastened on a black elastic band. The belt fastens in the back with an adjustable leather tab.
What's classier than having a knight in you home? And this one does duty and holds your fireplace tools!