I've always been a good girl- mostly because I'm too afraid I'll get caught- but this little gadget could enable me to realize my most evil vengeful impulses. With it's magnet for easy hiding I can now drive my nemesis crazy with horrible beeping noises that go off at random intervals- with little chance of getting caught. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.
I love this movie way more than anyone should but it's hilarious, and the woman with the dog body sill gives me nightmares.
If you ask nicely, this shark will help you cut a ferocious slice of pizza!
Think my boyfriend would get a kick out of shooting his co-workers with marshmallows... it's a step up from nerf darts because they're edible and easily replaced!