Big Maoi Tissue Dispenser
I suppose if you really want one of these things, the only way to go is faux stone.
Just awesome. Obviously.
When your friends lift up the toilet lid, a frightening scream comes out! Haha - as always, a great prank to set up before parties or just on a typical day. Sure to get some laughs out of everyone.
For the next time your roommate says she'll buy the toilet paper but never delivers. This toilet paper WILL NOT rip or tear. They'll just be left to their own devices to figure this one out. Don't get mad, get even.