Chuck Norris Action Jeans
I hate to recommend a product that's probabaly impossible to find, but this is just too good. This Chuck Norris Action Jeans ad from an 80s magazine demonstrates how the jeans let you kick people in the head, unlike normal jeans.
A line of witty T-shirts that celebrate the healthy and hearty physique. Fun fashion for foodies, fatties and those who prefer some meat on them bones by DPCTED.
OMG, these are for real. Hand painted jeans or pants with an image that appears to be 'winking' as you walk. Prices start at $159.00 a pair. Gotta see the video, too!