Genie In A Bottle
Just today I was looking for a bottle stopper, and all I found were really elaborate ones with chrome hearts or some boring design. I couldn't even find a plain one. Then I came across this online. Genie in a Bottle! Corny, but it'll make your wine collection more exciting.
If you were stranded on a deserted island, would you panic when you took your last precious sip of Pinot Grigio? Maybe you would take matters into your own stranded hands and just ask the ocean to Send Wine!
I'm not sure if it would work better that others, but the effect looks fun. Also gives meaning to winding down.