Alexander The Great Concentrated Shower Gel by ZIRH
If you thought there was no living creature able to top a-list celebrity endorsements, you were probably right. But why not try great historical figures for a change? They're amazing leaders, they put up a great fight, they look picture-perfect on the label and the best part of it - they won't charge a cent for image rights. Look at Ceasar, for instance. Doesn't 'refreshing citrus' suit him just perfectly? Either way, I bet this formula doesn't come with extra testosterone or pheromones, so don't get your hopes too high.
This is why Americans consume entirely too much plastic that can't be recycled. Sure, this is funny, but is it really worth the extra landfill space?
this whittling kit is so fun! i want one for myself. i love unique hobbies, and fun, crafty gifts. plus it's so cheap - a perfect gift!
For the human dynamo.