This Is My [Skulls] Costume Kids Dark T-Shirt
This so IS my freakin' costume, thought you know it's almost too decorative for the attitude I'm stylin'. Because I'm so freakin' cool so tudinal that I simply can't be bothered with anything but this coolin' tudidational t to show my blessed cool. So gimme some candy.
Plumber Joe never takes a night off, even on Halloween. Support your business and wear this "Joe the Plumber" trucker hat.
Text reads "Now THAT'S more like it!" Comes in other (less healthy) versions - pizza, burger, hot dog, candy, etc.
Clever commentary on how Xmas decorating (/commercialism?) starts sooner every year.