A Woman's Place... Boxer Shorts
You can still show your support for Hillary in the locker room or to your lover. Get some Pro-Hillary Boxers, and keep her in the House.
I'm not sure how appropriate this is to have on your boxers, or perhaps it's the most appropriate place for this phrase? Maybe you should just go ahead and sharpie your name in on top of McCain.
It reads "Sheep Suck - Vote Ron Paul!" And if you're not all about following the pack then go off in your own direction - vote for a 3rd party candidate. And tell all the guys in the locker room.