Tony Chachere's Injectable Marinade
The secret to getting your holiday turkey, chicken or other poultry to stand out is this marinade. For extraordinary results inject your bird a day before you cook it. Ooohh and there's a handy syringe included to make you feel like a nurse administering rabies shots. Or a drug addict with a insane amount of heroine. Doesn't that just make your mouth water just thinking about that juicy injectable goodness?