Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets
These magical little pills made from "Miracle Berries" make any food you eat taste sweet. Lemons taste sugary and absolutely delicious, coffee tastes terrible, sour candies just taste plain ol' sweet, and cheddar flavored Goldfish suddenly turn into sour cream and onion.
These mints are so freakin' good you'll wish you had even more! Each 3" tin contains one hundred and thirty Frosting Flavored mints that will satisfy your sweet tooth without expanding your waistline!
Turn the boring morning and nightly routine into a party. That's right! A party in your mouth with Cupcake Floss! Be careful though, the delicious frosting flavor might turn you into a flossaholic!
These clearly wouldn't help my obsession with bacon. But maybe instead of eating blt's everyday I could just chew these gumballs?