Captain McCain's Cereal
Know someone who eats, sleeps and breathes John McCain? I'm sorry. If they're going to be your friend, you may as well mock them. I think the Captain McCain's would be a great way to do that.
With only 500 boxes of each available these are certain to be one of the rarer election collectibles in years to come. I love how Obama O's offer "Hope in every bowl!" while Cap'n McCains have a Maverick in every bite.
I mean, if it's cereal I'll give it a try but I can already tell it'll probably taste a little too mavericky.