Sliding triangle top & low-rise bottom

Sliding triangle top & low-rise bottom

Um. This bikini is $13.98. That's thirteen dollars and ninety-eight cents. American (so for you Limies across the pond, it's like 12 tuppence or something). I can tell you honestly that I have socks that cost more than this swimsuit. And they don't do nearly as much to show off one's lady lumps.