Hot Chicks with Douchebags

Hot Chicks with Douchebags

In light of the recent "bigfoot" stories whirling in the press and the internet, I present to you a site with solid evidence of another disturbingly freakish abomination. This blog ruminates on the unlikely pairing and photographic evidence of the phenomenon known as, well... hot chicks and douchebags. I'm going to go wash my eyes out and get a colon cleanse. Enjoy.

  • These faux-fancy dinner napkins are genius. Experience all the joys of getting gussied-up without even trying. A pack of 20 quality 3-ply paper napkins printed with a range of four elegant neck-ties. Each napkin measures approx... These faux-fancy dinner napkins are genius. Experience all the joys of getting gussied-up without even trying. A pack of 20 quality 3-ply paper napkins printed with a range of four elegant neck-ties. Each napkin measures approximately 12.75" square. $6

  • These little egglings are perfect for those growing their first time. Just crach the shell, water, and in a few months move to the outdoors for more soil

  • I always say that if I had my druthers (whatever druthers even are), I would build a moat around my house. I'm a big fan of people, don't get me wrong. But once I'm ensconced in my nest, I like to be left alone to my odd habits. ... I always say that if I had my druthers (whatever druthers even are), I would build a moat around my house. I'm a big fan of people, don't get me wrong. But once I'm ensconced in my nest, I like to be left alone to my odd habits. Maybe I need this..... Yes. Yes I DO need this.

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  • I mean who doesn't remember this one.... I love the part when The mom breaks it and the narrator says, "All the old man could muster was, NOT A FINGER." "A Christmas Story" One of the best movies for the season!

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  • I've yet to read this but it looks pretty cool. I'll let the site describe it: Songwriters and musicians convey complex emotions through their music, and graphic designers and artists are then faced with the challenge to create... I've yet to read this but it looks pretty cool. I'll let the site describe it: Songwriters and musicians convey complex emotions through their music, and graphic designers and artists are then faced with the challenge to create complimentary graphics to go with them. The vibe of the content, record and CD covers, tour posters, stickers and fan club accessories can transcend mere packaging and become timeless cultural ephemera. Focusing on contemporary designs from today's most exciting underground and indie music, pop, country, jazz, R&B, Hip Hop, alternative rock and electronica, "Musikraphics" features work ranging from pure graphics to photography, sticker, collage and silk screened art and innovative packaging for vinyl records and mp3. Imported. Wipe clean. * Editor: Victionary; Publisher: VIctionary * Soft cover, 256 pages * 9"w, 9.5"h * Web exclusive

  • This is about the only Chanel I can afford..... From Amazon: "The essential little black dress, the elegant suit with the gold-buttoned jacket, the freedom to wear slacks — modern women still draw upon the innovations of Gabr... This is about the only Chanel I can afford..... From Amazon: "The essential little black dress, the elegant suit with the gold-buttoned jacket, the freedom to wear slacks — modern women still draw upon the innovations of Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel. This collection features 3 dolls and 28 authentic costumes that illustrate Chanel's haute couture history and the enduring appeal of her designs."

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  • Product Description from Amazon: Well-researched, scrupulously rendered collection spotlights one of the great innovative couturiers of the 20th century. 3 dolls, including a figure of the noted designer and two models, are accom... Product Description from Amazon: Well-researched, scrupulously rendered collection spotlights one of the great innovative couturiers of the 20th century. 3 dolls, including a figure of the noted designer and two models, are accompanied by 28 different costumes — among them a Mondrian-inspired dress, a satin-trimmed tuxedo, a day dress in the "trapeze" style, and much more.

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  • "A pictorial tribute to American designers! Two dolls with a stunning wardrobe of casual clothes, cocktail dresses, and elegant evening gowns model the creations of 32 designers, among them Mainbocher, Adele Simpson, Oscar de la R... "A pictorial tribute to American designers! Two dolls with a stunning wardrobe of casual clothes, cocktail dresses, and elegant evening gowns model the creations of 32 designers, among them Mainbocher, Adele Simpson, Oscar de la Renta, Norman Norell, Pauline Trigère, Adolfo, Bill Blass, Geoffrey Beene, Carolina Herrera, Isaac Mizrahi, and Vera Wang." (from Amazon)

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  • Great as unique gift labels on presents when you get tired of making them "pretend catfight"..... from the site: Product Description This stunning paper doll collection pays tribute to those lovely ladies of song whose inti... Great as unique gift labels on presents when you get tired of making them "pretend catfight"..... from the site: Product Description This stunning paper doll collection pays tribute to those lovely ladies of song whose intimate and distinctive vocal deliveries rang with stylish sophistication. 16 dolls, modeling 32 costumes, depict images of Lena Horne, Peggy Lee, Josephine Baker, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Sarah Vaughan, Frances Langford, Rosemary Clooney, and eight other "sirens of song."

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  • Wayne Newton, you are finally mine to play with, you big hunk of Botoxed meat! Cutting out these dolls and using them as unique holiday gift tags would add a bit of kitschy fun to the holidays..... from the site: Product ... Wayne Newton, you are finally mine to play with, you big hunk of Botoxed meat! Cutting out these dolls and using them as unique holiday gift tags would add a bit of kitschy fun to the holidays..... from the site: Product Description From the "getaway playland" of the world comes a star-studded lineup of singers, comedians, musicians, dancers, and other celebrities. Lifelike paper doll figures of Elvis Presley, Ann-Margret, Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack, Wayne Newton, and 11 other performers, plus a Las Vegas showgirl, come to swingin' life. 2 dazzling costumes for most figures.

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  • Cool. Now I can finally adjust Gwyneth's ill-fitting, peepshow of a dress..... It's been bugging ever since her speech. from the site: Kathy Bates got one. So did Jodie Foster, Helen Hunt, Hilary Swank, and 6 other talented la... Cool. Now I can finally adjust Gwyneth's ill-fitting, peepshow of a dress..... It's been bugging ever since her speech. from the site: Kathy Bates got one. So did Jodie Foster, Helen Hunt, Hilary Swank, and 6 other talented ladies of the silver screen. Paper dolls depicting these 1990s Oscar recipients, as well as Holly Hunter, Jessica Lange, Frances McDormand, Gwyneth Paltrow, Susan Sarandon, and Emma Thompson model gowns and costumes. 10 dolls, 32 costumes.

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  • For the person in your life who spends a lot of time on the toilet.... They might as well learn something while they're at it. ~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in t... For the person in your life who spends a lot of time on the toilet.... They might as well learn something while they're at it. ~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~ from the site: Learn to speak another language while you shower! This cute shower curtain is printed allover with French, German or Italian to English translations. Metal grommets at the top for hanging. Imported. Machine wash. * 72"w, 72"h * Polyester, metal * Liner sold separately * Web exclusive

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  • .... and living rooms and basements and.... Eh, I was just hoping to stretch that a bit. Painted wood. Great hostess gift.

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  • trixiedelicious :: "Reworked vintage Queen Anne bone china mismatched tennis set, teacup and plate. Flower decals in blue are almost a match on both cup and plate. Text is in heat fused ceramic paint, is non-toxic, beverage and f... trixiedelicious :: "Reworked vintage Queen Anne bone china mismatched tennis set, teacup and plate. Flower decals in blue are almost a match on both cup and plate. Text is in heat fused ceramic paint, is non-toxic, beverage and food safe."

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  • from trixiedelicious :: "Perfect wedding gift! Reworked vintage 60s cups and saucers. Bright pink cups teamed with floral saucers by Crown Lynn. Text added in heat fused ceramic paint is non-toxic, beverage safe. Hand washing ... from trixiedelicious :: "Perfect wedding gift! Reworked vintage 60s cups and saucers. Bright pink cups teamed with floral saucers by Crown Lynn. Text added in heat fused ceramic paint is non-toxic, beverage safe. Hand washing recommended."

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  • from trixiedelicious :: "Reworked vintage English burgundy teacup and dotty saucer, mismatched but complimentary. Text added in heat fused ceramic paint, is non-toxic, beverage safe. Hand washing recommended."

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  • The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other ac... The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other accessories on the MikWright site. "do i look like i give a rat's ass?"

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  • I DEF need these stickers. I think I have enough road rage for the entire city of LA.

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  • A great twist on the traditional delivery of a plate of Christmas cookies... Trixiedelicious's Etsy shop has been one of my indulgences of late. I keep popping over and picking up a plate or two, some teacups.... the collection... A great twist on the traditional delivery of a plate of Christmas cookies... Trixiedelicious's Etsy shop has been one of my indulgences of late. I keep popping over and picking up a plate or two, some teacups.... the collection is growing. It's a fabulous hostess or birthday gift and would make a really unique holiday present for someone you know with a sense of humour. Think of making a gift basket with winter warm-ups and a tongue-in-cheek item or two from this shop. Sure to be a hit.

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  • i have way too many friends that would be able to fill this bad boy up in no time.