clef du vin - wine fixer
When dipped into wine, the copper dot at the tip ages it one year per second, swiftly altering and improving the flavor. I'm not suggesting you give this to anyone who's a real purist or that you plunk this into a well-crafted vintage. No. This is for someone else. The cheap wine drinker? The one who always orders the wrong bottle? This is for the person who lives with them.