I SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN
IF ONLY THERE WERE A BUTTON OR MAYBE EVEN SOME SORT OF A BATTERY YOU COULD INJECT WOMEN WITH SO THEY'D THINK SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON THEIR OWN! OH WELL, TILL THEN I'LL JUST WEAR THE SHIRT AND HOPE SHE GROWS A SPATULA!
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From the box "100 rectangular postal cards suitable for the futile act of corresponding with other miserable inhabitants of earth."
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Better study up if you wanna make it in this world.
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Christopher guest's hilarious mockumentary about the hilariousness of dog shows and the people who are involved in them. It was because of this film and others by Christopher Guest that Parker Posey became known as the queen of in... Christopher guest's hilarious mockumentary about the hilariousness of dog shows and the people who are involved in them. It was because of this film and others by Christopher Guest that Parker Posey became known as the queen of indie.
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A funny album, got mainly for Geddy Lee's contributions.
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I just love this show. Particularly that it's sans laugh track. I don't need to be cued to laugh. If it's funny, I'll laugh...it's simple. Craziness abounds, it's like live action Dilbert. Also, I have a crush on Jim.
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For me, this was the first Cohen Brothers film I saw. In no questionable way, it transformed me into a lifetime fan. And, even though it was made over 20 years ago, it remains one of the funniest films I've ever seen.
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Ohhh, season 3. With all of the wackiness that happens at Dunder Mifflin, this season was definitely pretty out there. Jim moving to Stamford and then returning to Scranton via the branches merging, to him dating Karen and then fi... Ohhh, season 3. With all of the wackiness that happens at Dunder Mifflin, this season was definitely pretty out there. Jim moving to Stamford and then returning to Scranton via the branches merging, to him dating Karen and then finally realizing that Pam is actually the only one for him... and that leaves out all of the craziness that is Michael Scott and Dwight, not to mention Kelly and her total diva-ness.
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I really do love The Office, and season two was pretty darn hilarious, if I do say so myself. With the introduction of the "that's what she said" joke, it might possibly be one of the most subtly influential shows of our time. Who... I really do love The Office, and season two was pretty darn hilarious, if I do say so myself. With the introduction of the "that's what she said" joke, it might possibly be one of the most subtly influential shows of our time. Who would've guessed? Anyway, I need to own this... and I would prefer if I owned it in the form of a gift for my birthday... nudge, nudge.
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I just started watching this show (I know, what is wrong with me??) and I actually got myself all caught up (well, mostly) via the Netflix free trial. I marathon watched all four seasons available on Netflix, and I can't get enoug... I just started watching this show (I know, what is wrong with me??) and I actually got myself all caught up (well, mostly) via the Netflix free trial. I marathon watched all four seasons available on Netflix, and I can't get enough. It might be silly for me to want to own these if I could just rent them via a program that I already signed up for, but I want to own it. Starting with the very first season.
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I sooo need a t-shirt that says this!
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You'll always know which end to use when you come out of the shower! This is very useful... and really hilarious not to pass up. :) Butt-tastic!
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It was the last month of what seemed to be the longest Presidential election in American history. If it were not for the interesting characters running for office, it would have been the most boring election in U.S. history as wel... It was the last month of what seemed to be the longest Presidential election in American history. If it were not for the interesting characters running for office, it would have been the most boring election in U.S. history as well. As the days got closer to the actual vote, the excitement began to overflow—and then out of the blue a well known political figure threw his hat into the ring, Mad Magazine's mascot, Alfred E. Neuman joined the race—Ok, he is a illustration and therefore some would say unfit to run the country, and he's also an idiot, which would normally be another strike against his candidacy if it wasn't for the fact that American tax payers are accustomed to having an idiot as President already. I tried to contact Mr. E. Neuman for comment about these allegations, but all I got was this stupid magazine and a note which said, "What Me Worry?"
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SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID. AND SOME THINGS OUGHT TO BE THOUGHT MORE OFTEN! WELL AT LEAST THIS STICK GETS IT RIGHT! IT AIN'T GONNA LICK ITSELF HUNNY!
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TIMING IS EVERYTHING SHEMP! EVEN A STOOGE KNOWS WHATS GOOD! LEGALIZE IT! YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! SHEMP KNEW!
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THE METAL WALL SIGN SAYS "OH, I'M SORRY.. YOU MUST BE CONFUSING ME WITH THE MAID WE DON'T HAVE." THE MAN BEHIND HER'S THINKING "YOU'RE RIGHT THE MAID WE HAVE PUTS OUT!" NO WONDER THE MAID'S ALWAYS BEGGING THE MISSES TO BE NICE TO... THE METAL WALL SIGN SAYS "OH, I'M SORRY.. YOU MUST BE CONFUSING ME WITH THE MAID WE DON'T HAVE." THE MAN BEHIND HER'S THINKING "YOU'RE RIGHT THE MAID WE HAVE PUTS OUT!" NO WONDER THE MAID'S ALWAYS BEGGING THE MISSES TO BE NICE TO THE MISTER! HE TAKES IT OUT ON HER WHEN THE MISSES IS BAD!
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I SAW A BUMPER STICK OR A TSHIRT TODAY THAT SAID "IF YOU AREN'T MAD YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION". I GUESS WE ALL DEAL WITH OUR DEMENTIA IN DIFFERENT WAYS. AMAZINGLY ENOUGH I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! AND I'LL TELL YOU!
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SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE! AND NO SERVICEMAN WOULD PUT UP A FIGHT AGAINST A NAKED GIRL! FREE DRINKS ARE JUST THE START OF A TOPLESS NIGHT!
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WHO IS THIS SIGN WARNING? PICKPOCKETS AND LOOSE WOMEN OR EVERYBODY ELSE? I LOVE IRONY! YOU WILL TOO IF IT'S ON YOUR WALL ALL DAY!
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I BET YOU'LL VOTE THIS TIME HIPPIE! PACIFISM IS A DYING TREND! STANDING AROUND DOING NOTHING USED TO HELP AVOID PROBLEMS I GUESS THAT'S CHANGED!
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MISERY LOVES COMPANY ESPECIALLY WHEN THE COMPANY IS EVEN MORE MISERABLE THAN THE HOST! AND STOP LYING NO ONE CARES!
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NOW I HATE TO BRING UP THE SEX LIFE OF A POSSIBLE VICE PRESIDENT OF MY HOMELAND. BUT WITH FIVE KIDS, AND ONE OF THEM A PREGNANT TEENAGE DAUGHTER, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY EVEN A GAY DRUG ADDICT WOULD BE TRYING TO ESCAPE PALIN! THE DEM... NOW I HATE TO BRING UP THE SEX LIFE OF A POSSIBLE VICE PRESIDENT OF MY HOMELAND. BUT WITH FIVE KIDS, AND ONE OF THEM A PREGNANT TEENAGE DAUGHTER, I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY EVEN A GAY DRUG ADDICT WOULD BE TRYING TO ESCAPE PALIN! THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY THANKS YOU!
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GUYS! TAKE NOTES! THIS IS A WARNING LABEL SOWN INTO THE BACKSIDE OF EVERY WOMAN ALREADY! THE THREAD IS CLEAR BE AFRAID BE VERY AFRAID!
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I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF DOGS RUNNING ALREADY! I HOPE THERE'S A SECTION OF THIS SHIRT THAT SAYS POSITION FULL IN THE EVENT OF BEASTS!
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I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT IF ANOTHER GUY KNEW WHAT I LIKED IN BED I'D BE MORE FRIGHTENED THAN ANGRY! THOUGH I CAN SEE HOW SLOPPY SECONDS CAN SOMETIMES SEEM LIKE SHORT CHANGE! AT LEAST YOU CANT BREAK WHATS ALREADY DAMAGED GOODS!
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IF YOU'RE A SOCIAL DRINKER IN A BAD MOOD THIS MIGHT BE YOUR UNIFORM! WE'LL HAVE TO WARN ALL THE CHICKS ABOUT YOU FIRST! I'M SURE THEY'LL SUFFER LIKE CHAMPS!
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WELL FOR ME THIS SHIRT IS PERFECT. CONSIDERING MY FIRST NAME IS MATTHEW WHICH LITERALLY MEANS GIFT FROM GOD. I MIGHT AS WELL TELL WHO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DELIVERED FOR!
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IF I EVER SAW A PETA MEMBER WEARING THIS I WOULD FINALLY ACCEPT THEM AS A WORTHWHILE ORGANIZATION OR AT LEAST KNOW THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! UNTIL THEN LETS ALL CRY FOR THE DINOSAURS!
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TOTALLY RIGHTEOUS! THE PERFECT DO DIRT SHIRT! EVEN IF IN THE WORST CASE SCENARIO ITS TRUE YOU ASKED FOR IT!
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I GUESS SOMEONE CONFUSED CALVIN AND FORGOT TO MENTION HE NEEDED A DOG NOT A WILD CAT. KIDS WILL BE KIDS. THIS IS THE REASON ANIMAL TRANQUILIZERS WILL ALWAYS BE AVAILABLE!
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