Fuwarinka perfume gum
OK, so, get this: You chew Fuwarinka's fresh citrus or fruity rose gum and then your skin starts to smell delicious. The Fuwarinka people say, according to Daily Candy, "the scents are transmitted through your skin by mysterious substances called geraniol and linalool." Of course they are. I have not tried this. I am, in fact, scared to try this. But it fascinates me. Anyone able to get their choppers on this this stuff should let us know how it works!