Hospital Booze Personalized Liquor Dispenser
Because it's funny, and so unnecessary. Perfect for your next party, or for someone who's on the mend.
There's something about clear glass mundane items like this unsealed ziplock bag vase and glass water bottles and milk cartons that I love. It's one part art and one part functionality that equals perfection.
Credit card bottle opener, an ultrathin credit card sized bottle opener. Designed to fit in the credit card slot of your wallet. You'll have it on hand whenever you need to crack open a cold one.
In seems like an impossibility that any reasonably presented woman would actually carry this. However, it's straight up oddness is cause for consideration.