Telescopic Stun Baton with Flashlight and Alarm

Telescopic Stun Baton with Flashlight and Alarm

This is what I'm talking about. I don't need a gun. One of these babies with me at all times and criminals beware!! Now some of my friends may be scared that I would have one of these, but I say don't worry. I won't go around stunning anybody. Just criminals, bad drivers and idiots. So if you live in Hollywood, please be sure not to steal, know how to drive and be smart or at least look the part and you shall pass me with no incidence.