Anne Boleyn Headless Historicals Doll
I am slightly obsessed with Anne Boleyn - ever since I visited her gorgeous home, Hever Castle, when I was twelve... and she's the coolest of Henry VIII's six wives, I mean he created a new religion for her! This doll shows exactly how she ended up... that's why you don't piss off the king.
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Ok this doll's lack of face is terrifying. Just stare at her... I dare you!
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Awwww isn't Jason Voorhees so adorable? I just wanna place him next to the teddies and they can play!
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ACK! Chucky is bad enough but now his bride? This is the ultimate doll killers series - ahhh!
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ACK! What's scary than a dead creepy doll? TWO creepy dead dolls in one! Whether it's a parasitic twin or a Siamese twin, I'll leave for the doctors to decide, all I know is I am going to have nightmares tonight about the Moffet... ACK! What's scary than a dead creepy doll? TWO creepy dead dolls in one! Whether it's a parasitic twin or a Siamese twin, I'll leave for the doctors to decide, all I know is I am going to have nightmares tonight about the Moffett twins tonight!
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This doll has no ears, but a deep dark soul. Look into his tortured eyes...
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This is one of the scariest clown dolls I've ever seen... Where are his EYES?????
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She's crying blood. Either she's a holy martyr or she had some splashed into her eyes when she was on a slaughter spree!
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I just want to make you laugh... ha. ha. ha. I want to make you laugh.... forever.... bwa ha ha ha ha ha....
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This reminds of the Pumpkinhead horror film series with Lance Hendrikson. I think this little guy is a minion out to do evil bidding.
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This is enough to give anyone nightmares. But if you have a extremely annoying neighbor kid or nephew, well... you can form your own ideas.
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This is not a doll I'd want to curl up with in bed.... This is the doll from campfire ghost stories!
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Jack and Jill went up the hill... poor Jack broke his crown... and is coming after Jill in the afterlife.
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EW... I take it back... I don't believe in fairies.. I take it back! yuck.
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Daddy's little princess, until she fell down the stairs at the beauty pageant. Now she's Daddy's little poltergeist.
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What does this hobo clown say? "Kiddo, give me some change or I won't make this balloon animal for ya... Uncle Jack need's some whiskey tonight to chase the demons away... Sorry Kid, I only make swords, no poodles, go cry to yo... What does this hobo clown say? "Kiddo, give me some change or I won't make this balloon animal for ya... Uncle Jack need's some whiskey tonight to chase the demons away... Sorry Kid, I only make swords, no poodles, go cry to your mommy... I got a hang over..."
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Oh no... your teacher touched you where? That's naughty! This seems like the doll they give to molestation victims to show where they've been touched. He put his hand up where?
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Isn't she so sweet you could just die? And run your mascara when you cry?
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ACKKK!!! Isn't this the scariest toy ever!! AHHHHHH! *Flashbacks to my childhood* AHHH! just teasing... I used to love Lamp Chops.... for dinner.
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What does this teach kids? You should put your dollie clothes on bubonic plague ridden rats? Go ahead kids... crawl in the sewers... oh and while you're at it try sticking your hand up the rat!
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Yummy, my newest friend is what I rad over last night. Do you want a Road Kill plush toy too? they come in raccoon and possum!
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She'll make you fall in angst with that special someone. Unrequited you'll lust after them all day long - writing suicidal poems and listening to Panic at the Disco. Your life is so sad, can't you see?
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Don't be mad at the clown. He's just sad because he has to kill you now.
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Like a Zombie Cowboy... *twang* *twang*... Won't you let this poor guy in? He only wants your Brainnnnssss....
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It's almost like an anatomy doll... cept this is not dead it's undead. I'm gonna call him Darrell... Dismember me Darrell.
Added 4 Years Ago from ThinkGeek -
Read all about how Cleopatra committed suicide and clasped an asp to her breast to die. And then display the scene wherever you'd like!
Added 4 Years Ago from Headlesshistoricals -
These Demonic Dolls are hand crafted for your pleasure and come with punny evil names! Won't you take home Eye-gore and Vile-ette?
