Finger Drums: Tap the drums and record your own beats.
Exercise your creative side while working in not so creative places! Small and easy to fit on a desk, works great for you or as a gift for someone who needs a cubicle lift.
Stick these onto memos, notes, reminders, requests for days-off, or just on the back of your co-worker as a practical joke. See? The office IS fun!
No one actually needs this but like imagine seeing someone holding this and talking on the phone. I'm laughing.
Tastefully inappropriate, sure to earn a laugh or two...hopefully won't get you fired.