FANCY : Text Ring
With this ring, I thee shed...... Life doesn't always go as planned. (She says, while reaching over to take a sip of a giant martini that is being used to medicate the memory of the last few months.....). Might as well have some fun with the bumps. I bought this for myself because, well, because why the hell not! And I LOVE IT!!! You can choose either a matte or mirror finish and best of all- not only can you order the text shown here, but you can actually submit your OWN words for engraving as well. Cool, cool, cool.
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What a great way to celebrate your or a friends divorce - with a Divorce-Tini Lift your glass and your spirits with this very trendy and unique martini glass. There is even a divorce-tini recipe printed on the bottom of the gl... What a great way to celebrate your or a friends divorce - with a Divorce-Tini Lift your glass and your spirits with this very trendy and unique martini glass. There is even a divorce-tini recipe printed on the bottom of the glass. What a better way to say "I'm free".
Added 2 Years Ago from Squidoo -
You'll always know which end to use when you come out of the shower! This is very useful... and really hilarious not to pass up. :) Butt-tastic!
Added 5 Years Ago from Coolstuffexpress -
Another politically incorrect "hee-hee-hee" pattern from the folks at Subversive Cross Stitch for the crafter on your list....
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ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO MY MOM STOPPED WORKING AND WAS ABLE TO MAKE ME LUNCHES AGAIN FOR WORK LIKE WHEN I WAS A KID! THESE LUNCH MAIL NOTECARDS REMINDED ME HOW GREAT IT IS TO HAVE THOSE LITTLE TREATS SHE WOULD SNEAK IN!
Tags: childrens, entertainment, lunch, Back to school, school, divorces, gifts for kids, Great, gifts for momsAdded 5 Years Ago from Thetreasurebox -
From the Diary of A Fashion Queen and Compact! The perfect things to stuff your bra with! Women always know how to turn a bad situation in a good way!
Tags: entertainment, compact, diary, hostess gifts, funny, birthdays, divorces, relationships, girlfriendAdded 5 Years Ago from Healingbaskets -
"Put On A Little Lipstick, You'll Be Fine!" If it were only so easy! But it's nice to hear a friendly pick me up when you need one! Positivity is good wherever you can find it!
Tags: funny, divorces, plaques, relationships, girlfriend, gifts for moms, slogans, breakups, divorce giftsAdded 5 Years Ago from Mountainemeadows -
Need a drink? I know I do! Now you can have your drink with you wherever you go! This Flask from Anne Taintor has a vintage feel to it so when you drink you're never out of style!
Added 5 Years Ago from Annetaintor -
"It's Better To Have Loved and Lost, Than To Live With A Psycho For The Rest of Your Life." I know a few family members married to Psychos. This might of made a wonderful gift if the divorce wouldn't have been too expensive!
Added 5 Years Ago from Mountainemeadows -
In the the wrong hands this list could be diabolical!! Things You do That Really Piss Me Off is a great way to laugh off all the idiotic episodes you endure!
Tags: office supplies, office, entertainment, funny, lists, divorces, note pad, honesty, relationshipsAdded 5 Years Ago from Perpetualkid -
SOMETIMES A FRIENDLY WORD CAN COME FROM ANYWHERE! THIS WORD BAR REALLY BRIGHTENS ANYONE'S DAY WHEN IT GETS ROUGH! THE SMALL GOALS ARE ALWAYS THE MOST ACCEPTING OF US!
Tags: quotes, divorces, birthday gifts, affirmations, relationships, slogans, breakups, divorce gifts, divorcéeAdded 5 Years Ago from Sundogcompany -
I REALLY DO ADORE KEEPSAKES WITH VALUE LIFE LESSONS ATTACHED TO THEM! IN A BUSY OFFICE THESE SIMPLE VALUES MAY ONLY WEIGH DOWN YOUR WORK BUT IT'LL DEFINITELY LIFT YOUR SPIRITS!
Tags: quotes, divorces, birthday gifts, affirmations, relationships, slogans, breakups, divorce gifts, divorcéeAdded 5 Years Ago from Sundogcompany -
MY NAME IS MATTHEW AND MY MOM HATES WHEN ANYONE CALLS ME MATT! I SHOULD BUY HER THIS JUST BECAUSE SHE IS SO ADAMANT ABOUT MY NAME!
Added 5 Years Ago from Perpetualkid -
Truer words were never spoken.....
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Is dispute resolution a bit of a challenge? Know someone with "communication issues?" This comes as a set of two. Maybe it'll help. I also consider it one of my reliable party props. Leave em out on the table. See what happe... Is dispute resolution a bit of a challenge? Know someone with "communication issues?" This comes as a set of two. Maybe it'll help. I also consider it one of my reliable party props. Leave em out on the table. See what happens.
Added 5 Years Ago from Prankplace -
Nothing says "passive aggressive" quite like sending this "by accident" to your ex-husband's house instead of your own. Silly Amazon. Silly, silly Amazon.
Added 5 Years Ago from Amazon.com -
To honor his penchant for younger women. Wonder if they make "Secretary" or "Business Trip Fling" lol.....
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Ha. HAHAHAHA. It's like a little rubber middle finger. Proportioned on the 'small' side, of course. Not that size matters.... in a USB drive.
Added 5 Years Ago from Smashingkatie -
A helpful reminder to pay his bills on time....
Added 5 Years Ago from Loversextoys -
Oh how I love this site. You just have to flip through the various greetings. You will laugh out loud. "I admire your low standards." "Good luck with that." "And to think your mother said you'd never amount to anything." "It... Oh how I love this site. You just have to flip through the various greetings. You will laugh out loud. "I admire your low standards." "Good luck with that." "And to think your mother said you'd never amount to anything." "It's not me. It's you." Just to name a few....
Tags: entertainment, funny, stationary, father's day, fathers day gifts, divorces, divorcée, divorce giftsAdded 5 Years Ago from Junkmailgreetings -
If you smile nicely when you hand it to him, it's not really mean. It's just a joke, right? Get it? Ummm... yeah.
Added 5 Years Ago from Prankplace -
A 5" trophy with free personalization for that special ass in your life.
Added 5 Years Ago from Trophypartner -
A nice way to unbrighten someone's day. Available as posters, calendars and a whole assortment of things.
Added 5 Years Ago from Despair -
Start his day with a smile. Or yours, for that matter.
Added 5 Years Ago from Healingbaskets -
What? Should one EVER cease to educate oneself? I think not. And some people obviously still have a few things to learn. Again, just trying to be helpful....
Added 5 Years Ago from Amazon.com -
For the dad who's full of ..... Because you care. You really, really care. From the site: "An actual video of a colonoscopy (DVD) a nice 3' length of black, snaky garden hose and a large box of Kleenex (decorative box) will... For the dad who's full of ..... Because you care. You really, really care. From the site: "An actual video of a colonoscopy (DVD) a nice 3' length of black, snaky garden hose and a large box of Kleenex (decorative box) will be included in your package for your favorite jerk. The gift card will include a sincere message in 4 languages (not including English) which loosely translated would read "carefully insert up your..."
Added 5 Years Ago from Instantgift -
They're right. It really is never too late to start life over. A great gift for yourself or anyone else who needs to be reminded of that.
Tags: quotes, divorces, birthday gifts, affirmations, relationships, retirement gifts, breakups, divorce gifts, divorcéeAdded 5 Years Ago from Sundogcompany -
Anything that comes loaded with carbs is already on my "great things" list- but even better, this gift basket also adds a bottle of “Il Bastardo” Sangiovese wine. I'm thinking that would go nicely with the "Who Needs a Man" win... Anything that comes loaded with carbs is already on my "great things" list- but even better, this gift basket also adds a bottle of “Il Bastardo” Sangiovese wine. I'm thinking that would go nicely with the "Who Needs a Man" wine glasses offered by Lolita at http://www.lolitamartiniglasses.com/who-needs-a-man.html
Added 5 Years Ago from Greatarrivals -
I'm a sucker for a good affirmation or quote. Available in Sterling Silver.
Added 5 Years Ago from Healingbaskets -
I love the idea behind this. Available in a few different finishes and price ranges. From an article about the product: "The design is simple: a thick gold band with a break in the center and three bands of white gold on one ... I love the idea behind this. Available in a few different finishes and price ranges. From an article about the product: "The design is simple: a thick gold band with a break in the center and three bands of white gold on one side. One band for the year you met your ex. One band for the year you married. One band for the year of the divorce." Full text of article: http://www.starnewsonline.com/article/20061205/news/612050302
Added 5 Years Ago from Divorcedjewelryco
