Stupid Creatures: Cheaper than Taxidermy and Nothing Has to Die

Stupid Creatures: Cheaper than Taxidermy and Nothing Has to Die

Stupid Creatures. 'Nuff said. Send this guy Murphy your old socks and he will make the dopest one-of-a-kind creature you can imagine -- trust me. We did it and our guy Hooper is a rock star.

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