Computer Bay Toaster
You'll never have to leave your computer again. Yes, this it literally a toaster that goes into your computer.
I don't think it's dorky to have some of the more practical gloves around. They look completely normal, but they have small touchscreen sensitive dots on the finger tips
I idea of something like these seem incredibly sci-fi or some half-witted attempt to be futuristic from 1987. But no, these are actually real and work and are pretty awesome.
I hope you're not a hunt and peck typer like me. This could prove quite difficult. But, if you've got it down to a science, this key be the coolest addition you'll make to your office.