I'd Hit That shirt
I'm almost completely convinced that this is one of the dorkiest shirts I've ever seen. Enough said.
Ever wonder what happens when your favorite Mario Bros. characters grow old? Well, they play shuffle board and get wrinkly and things.
Oh, the genius. My God, the genius! Is it a t-shirt or an oversize NES game. I can't say for sure, but I do know that if it's not working, just tap the arrow.
Consider these dorky at the highest of class. They're sterling silver cufflinks that look like Nintendo Wii controllers.