Because if lance armstrong and jesus can, you can too.
An elegant, egg shaped bottle opener made of stainless steel. Egg-cellent design.
Get it? It's a dude yelling to open your bottles for you. We love this stylish green bottle opener that makes your life slightly more interesting, don't you think? Mm-hmm...
I've always called them "Church Keys". Discrete shape blends in with your keys so you don't have to look like an alcoholic.
A classic, really. These spice up your rum and cokes and margaritas with a retro-olive twist. So necessary!