Spike Your Juice
My favorite is the slogan, "Experience a European Favorite!" Ladies, don't let your guy steal your smoothie and make it into something he calls "champagne". Spike Juice is basically a high-brow-yet-totally-ghetto way to make moonshine. If only I had had something like this in high school. Just mix this into your favorite juice, allow to ferment and *Bam* after a few days you have a bubble alcoholic beverage.