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I can't believe I'm rec'ing a c*ck ring. And sober, at that. But I was 'havin' a Google' for Celtic jewelry (a very innocent Google, I might add) and came across it. Ignore the pun. Please, God, ignore the pun. Anyway, it made ... I can't believe I'm rec'ing a c*ck ring. And sober, at that. But I was 'havin' a Google' for Celtic jewelry (a very innocent Google, I might add) and came across it. Ignore the pun. Please, God, ignore the pun. Anyway, it made me laugh, blush and then giggle. So up it goes to TN. ps Somewhere in all of this is a joke about St. Patrick and trouser snakes. But I'll leave that up to you. from the site: Truly luxurious, the sleek look of this elegant c*ck ring is sure to bring both you and your partner pleasure. Satiny-smooth on the inside, the outside is decorated with a frosted finish and a Celtic braided design for a unique touch.
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A classy way to bring your naughty bits into the lavatory for your mile-high fling. Even if that fling is just with yourself.
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If you came to this particular rec from the Entertainment tag link, you may be expecting to find something that sings or dances here. Or assume I'm touting masturbation as the best way to have a little fun this Friday night. Nope.... If you came to this particular rec from the Entertainment tag link, you may be expecting to find something that sings or dances here. Or assume I'm touting masturbation as the best way to have a little fun this Friday night. Nope. I'm tagging this "entertainment" not for the obvious reasons but rather because I'm going to tell you a little secret. I entertain myself by purposefully leaving weird and (I believe) wonderful items in my downstairs guest bathroom for the sole purpose of seeing who looks in the cabinet. Believe me, I can tell the moment people walk back into the room. It's hard to hide a smirk after an unexpected man spackle discovery. This entertains me. Yes. I know. I have issues. They are covered in my posts all over thisNext. So I recommend Boy Butter for that purpose. It has..ahem... alternate uses as well. I think I'll let the site describe one of those..... ____________________________________ Working "tirelessly around the clock," Boy Butter™ has developed an outstanding personal lubricant that is sure to make "all your troubles melt away." This silky and completely odorless cream is made from "farm fresh, 100% Grade A Boy Butter™," or more specifically, coconut oil blended with organic silicone. The oil herein is mainly used in massage products, while the organic silicone is usually found in hair conditioners. When these two ingredients are combined and left to homogenize (just like real butter), this wonderful product is the result. "Rigorously tested, re-tested, and tested again," Boy Butter™ will outlast most other silicone-based lubricants and wash off with water alone. This water soluble mixture means no more stains on fabrics or surfaces and no soap required for clean up. Totally safe on rubber, glass, and silicone-based toys, the cream is great for masturbation, anal, and some limited vaginal sex, while also being an excellent addition to any SM play. Although it is not latex compatible, polyurethane condoms are recommended. With a three-year shelf life that requires no refrigeration, Boy Butter™ is "perfect for maximizing the pleasure of some of your favorite pastimes and hobbies."
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I just wrote about another similar item from this site a few minutes ago and, frankly, exhausted myself in the process. So if you need to know more, track that fine work of literature down or have a look at the eden fantasys site.... I just wrote about another similar item from this site a few minutes ago and, frankly, exhausted myself in the process. So if you need to know more, track that fine work of literature down or have a look at the eden fantasys site.
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For those of you who have read my other recs (none of which are in the sex toy genre, I might add), you are familiar with the slew of complexes that inject themselves into my posts- almost all of them exclusively having to do with... For those of you who have read my other recs (none of which are in the sex toy genre, I might add), you are familiar with the slew of complexes that inject themselves into my posts- almost all of them exclusively having to do with being Irish and Catholic. We're not going to get into the third part of the Trifecta- my mother's role in playing mental origami with my psyche. At least not right now. Given the subject "at hand" (DAMN my naughty puns! There must be a chapter SOMEWHERE in a clinical textbook about the need to make them....right now I just hear the Cha-Ching of my therapy bill going up...). ANYWAY, those of you who DO know what a whackjob I can be will thus have a fairly accurate idea of exactly how much red wine it took for me to post this particular little ditty. Yes, there are a few grapes left on the vine. But I did some damage, I assure you. Ok, here's "the thing" THIS time because you've probably figured out there is always a "thing" with me: Honest to god (I'd swear on my father's grave but a bit inappropriate given the obvious), I am so off-the-turnip truck at times I didn't even KNOW I had a vibrator until I saw the infamous Sex and the City Sharper Image episode. The one WITH MY HITACHI NECK MASSAGER. That I used FOR MY NECK. And yes, it was a magic wand alright. It was just casting entirely different, Irish Catholic spells. On my neck. Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the whole frat house of saints as my witnesses, I did not know. We won't even get into the recovery THAT shock required. And the wine. Anyway, once I discovered that what I had been tossing around like it was as innocent as a potato peeler was actually a vibrating love sword, modifications to its transport when travelling to Ireland had to be made, what with customs and all. That is where these lovely cases come in. And finally, we have arrived at the point. I'll drink to that.
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I purchased this for my friend as a wedding present. His and his wife love it.
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as you set out for a night of passion, this toy will help in the foreplay. just don't hold onto it to long, she's gonna want some of you too.
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great for great foreplay, and simply adds to the fun you can make on valentines day.
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ok, it doesn't take much to make a penis happy, but this soft cream helps both the lips and the penis make contact and enjoy the experience all the way around.
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oh to be a woman. have her put these on, and she'll experience pleasure wherever she is. just make sure she doesn't moan too much. your girlfriend will love these
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have all the fun of piercing your nipples without the commitment. sure to turn him on!
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she may resist at first, but in time it'll be her favorite valentines gift.
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A great variety of fantasies are connected with the image of sexy domestic servant. Disguise and enjoy role play=)
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forbidden fruit is so sweet=) fancy for a fantasy
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teddy-teddy-beddy-bye=))))
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Something forbidden and pleasant. Tssssssssssss......
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This chemise with robe and thong set looks very sexy, but the main advantage is that it's so practical that could be even your everyday slip
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The law must be violated only to be punished by such kind of sergeant ;) Play !
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May be it'll be the best costume at Christmas holiday ;)
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This set looks very simple but at the same time attractive and sexy....
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I like cock rings very much. This is very useful thing that brings pleasure to both parts. There is a great variety of rings, but as for me- I prefer vibrating, with some ticklers and from Jelly or silicone material.
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A FUNNY GAG GIFT=))))))))))))))))
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This is a real men's toy,the best I've tried. The feeling is incredible.
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This toy is my first and still remains one of my favorite toys. But, to an even greater degree it brings pleasure to my girlFriend. It is great just as a free-standing clit stimulator. But I prefer to use it as ring ;) Here you ... This toy is my first and still remains one of my favorite toys. But, to an even greater degree it brings pleasure to my girlFriend. It is great just as a free-standing clit stimulator. But I prefer to use it as ring ;) Here you can learn more about the ring and read some reviews. As for me I bought it on http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toys-for-men/vibrating-penis-rings/jesse-janes-raging-bull
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Oh! I really like such kind of games! They help to relax, to create an amusing atmosphere and to become in the mood for sex. I'm convinced that such game should be a nice present for couples. I bought one for my friends at their a... Oh! I really like such kind of games! They help to relax, to create an amusing atmosphere and to become in the mood for sex. I'm convinced that such game should be a nice present for couples. I bought one for my friends at their anniversary. A week later they thanked me saying that they'd spent a splendid weekend due to my present.
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This tickler is one of my favorite sensual product. If you like sensory play you really should have this tickler to drive your girlfriend crazy.
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Amazing and funny game. As a matter of fact such games are created to stimulate your secret sexual delights A lot of them are of the same type,but there are also a lot of differences. That's why I'll post some more games for you... Amazing and funny game. As a matter of fact such games are created to stimulate your secret sexual delights A lot of them are of the same type,but there are also a lot of differences. That's why I'll post some more games for you, because I have some at home and change them from time to time
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cat,cat and one more time cats
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Low cost love interior solution
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