Nothing
Thinking recently that I should have a product, and that that product should be "nothing," and then stumbled across it here on thisnext, and I should have known that it would already exist. Damn all those cleverer than me. And also bless them.
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This is funny and is a much better way to save change than any other form I've tried.
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The Pessimist's Mug™ has been specifically engineered by our chronically cynical friends at Despair Laboratories™ and it's the ideal gift for anyone who worships at the altar of Larry David. That's because this crystal-clear glass... The Pessimist's Mug™ has been specifically engineered by our chronically cynical friends at Despair Laboratories™ and it's the ideal gift for anyone who worships at the altar of Larry David. That's because this crystal-clear glass mug features a halfway marker underneath which the words 'This glass is now half-empty' are printed. So whenever things are looking up, one glance at the Pessimist's Mug will soon remind you that life can only get worse. Which isn't such a bad thing, because once you get used to eternal pessimism it can be just as agreeable as groundless optimism.
