You certainly are a DICK Card
Again, this is a must-have in any proper stationery collection.
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Give THIS to your Jesus freak friends and watch their mouths pop open.
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You've got to have a sense of humor, right?
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This one's going to JS for her next birthday!
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I was disappointed they missed "Bucket Up" but then maybe that's just MY old organization...
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Um, yeah.
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Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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This SO applied to my first long-term relationship. First love. Sigh.
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Your mom would have to either be beautiful or have a great sense of humor, but...
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It's next weekend, you know...
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Aw, that's sweet...
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Well, I do!
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Perfect for Dad's birthday!
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Now THIS card I like!
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Hmm... That's honest, anyway!
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Eeew............
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Heh heh heh...
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A great phrase around the kids!
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God, how I wished I'd had this card three years ago when our neighbors lit our roof on fire on the 4th... and 5th... and 6th... Seriously, people!
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Oh, to receive one of these cards!
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Love these. Won't work here in Montana, as we get visitors regularly during our 35 days of summer.
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This might actually work!
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Finally, a "sorry" card worth sending!
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Hey, that's fair warning.
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This one is sorta romantic! Aww....
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Doesn't get much better than this!
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For the breeders in your life who... shouldn't.
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The guy two cubicles over got the promotion. Leave this on his desk. You don't have to sign it...
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For the hard-partying crowd...
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Again, how could you survive without one of these in your arsenal?
