Mentha Lip Shine
This lipgloss is inexpensive, and it gives you shiny, minty lips without being too sticky. This is the "original", but Bigelow Chemists has come out with lots of color/flavor variants.
Why didn't I think of this??? Pretty gloss on one end and mints for fresh breath on the other...brilliant.
For the woman or metrosexual man who has everything and enjoys sharing the wealth with friends and family. Why can't everyone have supple minty fresh lips? You'll be making the world a more smoochable place.