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uncooked the store

These are some of the funniest cards I've ever read. Perfect offbeat humor for laughing cynics (in the truest tradition of the famous quote: "other dogs bite their enemies, I bite my friends to save them"). Wonderful & witty... I want them all.

  • Who doesn't need martinis every once in awhile? This whimsical card is an original illustration on high quality cardstock and is blank on the inside for your own witty musings.

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  • My favorite movie ever.From the opening scene, the soundtrack is perfect, you watch as Harold prepares and then hangs himself. This is one of several brilliant scenes where he fakes his own suicides desperately trying to get the a... My favorite movie ever.From the opening scene, the soundtrack is perfect, you watch as Harold prepares and then hangs himself. This is one of several brilliant scenes where he fakes his own suicides desperately trying to get the attention of his rich mother. Enter Maude, an eccentric old woman he meets at a funeral. It's a love story. A love story with life.

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  • For a couple of friends of mine, if they turned to me randomly and said this to me, I'd actually tear up. That's how much I know they love they're meat. And the fact that they would give me a bite of their meat (bacon, steak, what... For a couple of friends of mine, if they turned to me randomly and said this to me, I'd actually tear up. That's how much I know they love they're meat. And the fact that they would give me a bite of their meat (bacon, steak, whatever) shows they depth of our friendship.

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  • This is by far one of the best versions of A Christmas Carol. It was so modern and hilarious... Bill Murray rocks... just ask Chad.

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  • Even though Kevin Smith went on to make wider and much more successful films, I've always counted this as the end of his career. It closed out the Jersey Trilogy and, in my book, marked then end of him making great film. That t... Even though Kevin Smith went on to make wider and much more successful films, I've always counted this as the end of his career. It closed out the Jersey Trilogy and, in my book, marked then end of him making great film. That to say, this is an awesome flick that you should definitely check out.

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  • I'll bet you've never heard of this movie! It was one of 2005's most critically acclaimed films, and won the Camera D'or for Best First Film at Cannes. Say if Diablo Cody had not only written Juno, but directed and starred in ... I'll bet you've never heard of this movie! It was one of 2005's most critically acclaimed films, and won the Camera D'or for Best First Film at Cannes. Say if Diablo Cody had not only written Juno, but directed and starred in it as well, you'd be coming close to Me and You and Everyone We Know territory. Miranda July, who wrote, directed and stars as Christine, who falls in love with Richard (John Hawkes), a divorcing father and shoe salesman. How do hopeless people fall in love when they're hopeless? Watch this and find out. It's quietly confident, sunny, sweet and quirky, much in the vein of Juno but without the insanely hip dialogue. It's sweet central love story is tempered by some very audacious moments involving sex, but it's got so much charm it's hardly offensive enough to matter. Oh and ))<>((.

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  • Throwback!!! This brings back the best memories and even though my bff has changed my fondness for these necklaces hasn't! The bff broken heart charm all grown up!