Big Maoi Tissue Dispenser
I suppose if you really want one of these things, the only way to go is faux stone.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose... Except in the case of these cups. Give your friend the perfect nose or one completely unbecoming with these cups.
Already overcome by stress, Paul is curled up in a ball and there to prevent you from meeting the same fate. Keep him on your desk at home or at work, and he'll always be there for some hand crushing relief.