"Nailed" USB Key
Looks like you've got a giant nail stuck in your laptop. Nice1.
you actually plug this into the computer and she does her thing
This is the coolest thing ever. Every time you get an email it reads out the first line for you. It also tells you the weather, stock markets, plays radio and loads more. I've had one for ages and the novelty hasn't worn off.
I would buy this for my artsy sister just because it would stress her out so much. But in a funny loving way, not in a mean evil way. Perhaps it would help all of us to stay a little more sharp while out of school.