dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please e-mail me the dimensions of your ass, i don't think this is gonna work" Card

dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please e-mail me the dimensions of your ass, i don't think this is gonna work" Card

The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... "dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please e-mail me the dimensions of your ass, because i don't think this is gonna work. love, emily"

Hamburger Phone-Drip Clips Paperclip Holder-"once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. Foam Coaster-Cool Jewels-ICE INVADERS-Gone To Earth-Squirrel and Fox Couple-Now I Lay Me-50's Birdcage Shower Curtain-USB Powered On Air Mic & Radio-USB CLASSICAL FAN-Whale Ashtray-Snail Salt and Pepper Shaker-Squirrel Salt and Pepper Shakers-Timey The Egg Timer-Little Miss Late PVC Figurine Mr Men by flutterbye420 on Etsy-retroattack :: swinger kitty pocket mirror-Floyd Swarovski Ring Cup by MollaSpace-I Am Not a Paper Towel-New York Coffee Cup-Mini Cube Panda-TV Picture Frame-Rococo Magnetized Frames-USB VACUUM-500 XL-Famous Torch Singers Paper Dolls-Mr. Elephant Shredder and Sharpener-"do i look like i give a rat's ass?" Bag-"where the hell is my pickle fork? i can't have anything nice with you kids." Napkins