Gameday Customs Ultimate Tailgate

Gameday Customs Ultimate Tailgate

Not everyone has $14,000 to spend on a tailgate platform. If you do, however, lucky you -- you're on my short list of "Alumni I Want To Party With." This moveable feast-maker comes standard with a 26" LCD TV with a satellite dish, 1000 watt generator, wall outlets, a keg cooler, and a port-a-potty, plus lots of interior room for all kinds of accessories. For a few dollars more, you can add my personal favorite accessory: A freshwater system and a stainless steel sink. Why? Am I a fan of fresh water? Of cold steel? Well, not to get off-color here, but after a big win (and a large amount of alcohol), you might find the need to have some privacy with your woman. And in my personal opinion, nothing says "I love you" like an impromptu throw-her-up-on-the-stainless-steel-sink-and-have-your-way-with-her sex session, especially when you know that outside those metal walls, thousands and thousands of people are just milling around. Excuse me while I go have a smoke.....

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