Crowbar Tshirt: Penny Arcade Gaming Shirts
You know it's going to be bad when you, the ultra warrior space marine in mechanized armour lands on the barren death-scape where the hordes of hell have started pouring out of the rifts. You look down, and realized that even in the future, sometimes the military forgets to gjve its soldiers everything they need. Thats when you luckily find this crowbar! You can open doors, whoop enemies, smash boxes, pry open manhole covers and other various things. Its the original multitool. Dont worry though, in about 20 minutes or so, you'll find the 9 mm pistol, then the shotgun, then the automatic. Thats why this shirt is so great. You'll never be without your crowbar again.
GET LOST IN THIS PENNY ARCADE TSHIRT! SLIDE FOREVER FROM PORTAL TO PORTAL AND WIND UP IN NEW FUN AND INTERESTING SITUATIONS YOU CAN'T CONTROL! THIS IS FUN!
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I likey! It combines two of my passions on one tee!