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These aren't your typical mom-uniform T-shirts. The snarky sayings and cute fit make them one of my faves. Very tongue-in-cheek, check out "Food In, Poo Out," which every mom knows is a sad fact of life, and "Good Grammar Costs Nothing," a truism for any blogger!
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I love this nice addition from Glarkware titled “Jack the Rabbit“. Reminds me of the killer bunny in the Mighty Python movie (see video), even though Glarkware doesn’t reference it. Also make sure to read the description the guys ... I love this nice addition from Glarkware titled “Jack the Rabbit“. Reminds me of the killer bunny in the Mighty Python movie (see video), even though Glarkware doesn’t reference it. Also make sure to read the description the guys at Glarkware have written for this design, kinda funny.
Tags: t-shirts, cool t-shirts. tshirtAdded 5 Years Ago from Glarkware -
I'm not sure if it's the lego like Viking invaders of the random pillaging ways of this shirt. But the shirt is (a) kind of hilarious and (b) very destructive. But hey, in a nice combo of fall browns, reds and oranges, me and my... I'm not sure if it's the lego like Viking invaders of the random pillaging ways of this shirt. But the shirt is (a) kind of hilarious and (b) very destructive. But hey, in a nice combo of fall browns, reds and oranges, me and my new Viking family will be all about the pillaging.
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I'm not joking, I really think that this is an accurate statement. There's something about a beard that just says, "he look and me, I'm friendly."
Tags: t-shirts, tee-shirt, graphic tees, men's shirts, beards, people would like you more if you grew a beardAdded 5 Years Ago from Glarkware -
What happens when Abe Lincoln runs into a yedi? An all out brawl, of course.
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If you love toast as much as I love toast, this makes a lot of sense.
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Lindsay please. For your own sake and our own sake just look into pants. Your name will be in the tabloids less...
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Not that I'm encouraging defacing Stop signs, but if you're looking to get into a little mischief, you might consider grabbing these stickers. The set includes 10 stickers that earn laughs when slapped on a Stop sign. They include... Not that I'm encouraging defacing Stop signs, but if you're looking to get into a little mischief, you might consider grabbing these stickers. The set includes 10 stickers that earn laughs when slapped on a Stop sign. They include: Collaborate And Listen Defacing Stop Signs Drop And Roll Hammer Time! Is The New Go It Me If You've Heard This Before Stickers Walking With All The Patchouli
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Here's some honest apparel. This would make an excellent gift for a handful for women in my past relationships.
Tags: fashion, Clothes, womens clothes, womens clothing, t-shirts, tees, women, girl, women's fashionAdded 5 Years Ago from Glarkware -
This is a great t-shirt to have in your wardrobe for those days in which you're mad at the world. Just throw this on and hope that people will get the message. Now, I only need one with a monkey draped across the back.
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In some ways the winter really is kind of foreign....or should I say alien. Every year it's that same excitement. And when we make it into space, I'm sure snow will be there too. And that's kind of awesome...and totally shirt wo... In some ways the winter really is kind of foreign....or should I say alien. Every year it's that same excitement. And when we make it into space, I'm sure snow will be there too. And that's kind of awesome...and totally shirt worthy.
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It's a faux tour shirt from the 80s! And while you might think an authentic shirt would be better. This shirt rocks a bit harder because it's aware of itself. Plus, who doesn't love Canada!
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Ah, BASIC I love you, never change. Not that BASIC ever will. As a programming language it allowed you to write all sorts of spaghetti code and easily create (as this shirt shows) infinite loops. But then again, if you actually ... Ah, BASIC I love you, never change. Not that BASIC ever will. As a programming language it allowed you to write all sorts of spaghetti code and easily create (as this shirt shows) infinite loops. But then again, if you actually rocked at BASIC the shirt wouldn't be as funny.
Tags: shirts, white, blue, awesome, tee-shirt, glarkware, light blue, short-sleeved, absurdly awesomeAdded 5 Years Ago from Glarkware -
I don't know how it started, but the first time I saw this shirt my friend prefaced it "hey baby, want to kill all humans?". Since then this shirt makes me giggle every time I see it. Look at the cute little angry robot plotting... I don't know how it started, but the first time I saw this shirt my friend prefaced it "hey baby, want to kill all humans?". Since then this shirt makes me giggle every time I see it. Look at the cute little angry robot plotting his adorable attempt at world domination.
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No one really has found a way to signal the seeming distrust and seediness inherent in a villian better than a villian mustache and top hat. It's such a cliche it's kind of cool. Plus it's just hilarious!
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First off, the glarkware hoodies are super comfy. I practically lived in my 'go pirates!' for the first year I got it. Because I love the hoodies, I watch for any pattern that appears on them. The fact that it happened to be on... First off, the glarkware hoodies are super comfy. I practically lived in my 'go pirates!' for the first year I got it. Because I love the hoodies, I watch for any pattern that appears on them. The fact that it happened to be one of my favorite tee shirt slogans they had...well that was just luck!
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A toaster is capable of a lot more than you might think at first glance. Even more than toasting your bread, actually. Treat it poorly, and it will find a way to collude with other toasters to overthrow humanity. But treat it well... A toaster is capable of a lot more than you might think at first glance. Even more than toasting your bread, actually. Treat it poorly, and it will find a way to collude with other toasters to overthrow humanity. But treat it well, and...well, you and that little old toaster might actually find love. It's not a love that either of your communities will sanction or even understand, but you know best: that seemingly simple appliance loves you from the coils of its heart.
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I sure hope so.
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Another fantastically snarky t-shirt site.
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I need this shirt so no one will bug me.
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Glarkware gives Mozart the kind of props he'd get if he had been rocking us in 1979 instead of 1779. (Mozart lighter not included.)
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Lawyers do it... ...in contempt of court? ...in the well? ...with pre-trial motions? ...on their own recognizance? ...with briefs? ...objectionably? Ah! Lawyers do it in front of a jury of their peers.
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arkware gives Mozart the kind of props he'd get if he had been rocking us in 1979 instead of 1779. (Mozart lighter not included.)
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I'm not the mother-type BUT I know I have it in me to be "the cool aunt"... which is why I purchased this super cute little t-shirt. Kids are supposed to be fun, right? :)
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I have a deep love of Swedish rock. I just think this shirt is too cute!
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I would really love to go to London, but until I finish putting braces on the kids I can't afford to go. I think this tee could be close. I think a bunch of random guys looking at my chest while saying this in really bad English a... I would really love to go to London, but until I finish putting braces on the kids I can't afford to go. I think this tee could be close. I think a bunch of random guys looking at my chest while saying this in really bad English accents could be a hoot! What do you think?
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great detail graphic, urban theme T-shirt. color/ink: creme/crimson, orange. style: unisex jersey short sleeve t-shirt -- 100% cotton. price $10 @ Glarkware
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funny and creative, totally out of the box. color/ink: tan heather with brown ringer /deep red. style: unisex gym t-shirt. fabric: melange jersey. price $18 @ Glarkware.
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This has been out of stock and I've been watching diligently to see when they were restocked. Wait, is that the right subject-verb agreement? Whatever. This shirt makes me laugh. And dude, if you are a mom, you need a good l... This has been out of stock and I've been watching diligently to see when they were restocked. Wait, is that the right subject-verb agreement? Whatever. This shirt makes me laugh. And dude, if you are a mom, you need a good laugh now and then.
