The Speaking Butler Alarm Clock

The Speaking Butler Alarm Clock

This is the alarm clock that faithfully reproduces the subtle wit employed by P. G. Wodehouse's most famous character--the valet Reginald Jeeves--as he politely affirms the beginning of the day. The clock plays 126 different wake-up messages in the reserved voice of Stephen Fry, the original actor from the English comedy Jeeves and Wooster. When the alarm sounds, Jeeves speaks softly as he assuages your displeasure that the morning has indeed come: "Excuse me sir, I'm so sorry to disturb you, but it appears to be morning... Very inconvenient, I agree... I believe it is the rotation of the Earth that is to blame, sir," or asks "Shall I inform the news agencies that you are about to rise, sir?"

  • This teepee allows cats to play, explore, sleep, or enjoy the outdoors in a protected enclosure. The teepee has three separate levels with openings that enable felines to satisfy their instinctive urge to climb. Made from canvas, ... This teepee allows cats to play, explore, sleep, or enjoy the outdoors in a protected enclosure. The teepee has three separate levels with openings that enable felines to satisfy their instinctive urge to climb. Made from canvas, each story provides a soft surface on which cats can nap or watch the world go by. The nylon netting keeps pets confined yet allows them to enjoy the sunlight and watch their surroundings. Vinyl doors at the base allow cats to enter and exit easily, or the doors can be shut with hook-and-loop fasteners to ensure cats remain inside. The steel frame assembles in minutes and the netting can be removed for indoor use.

    Added 5 Years Ago from Hammacher Schlemmer