Cheerful Little Birds Card Holder by LBArtworks on Etsy

Cheerful Little Birds Card Holder by LBArtworks on Etsy

Could this scream "I am cute and harmless and probably a hippie eco-warrior" any louder? Methinks no. Now watch my feelings of 'awww cute!' duke it out with how obviously impractical it looks. Can I really walk around with that 'button made out of a piece of wood' thing in my pocket?