Red Sequin Devil Horns
I'd like to wear these all the time and just watch people's expressions when I do normal things wearing sequin devil horns. Like ordering a coffee at Starbucks. "Room for cream?" the barrista asks trying not to stare or laugh at my bobbing horns. "No, I'll take it BLACK as in dark, very dark," sayeth me in a raspy whisper.
I am getting my BF this. Again, just to see people's reactions when we stroll about the mall.
"Morty, don't stare but I think that lady's hat has bunny ears."
This makes me want to start a new list. I shall call it Hatz. Because life it too short for bare heads and boring ball caps. A rooster hat is the perfect choice for that "cockadoodle doo" moment.