subversive cross stitch
Another politically incorrect "hee-hee-hee" pattern from the folks at Subversive Cross Stitch for the crafter on your list....
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This is perfect for the soap dish when you're hosting a holiday party. Anyone can do traditional Christmas soaps, but everyone will be laughing at a grinch.
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If you are so inclined to give an ex a bottle of wine, this just might be the label for you. I bought my first bottle of Fat Bastard wine (a delicious Cabernet) a few years ago merely for the label. I kept buying it for the tas... If you are so inclined to give an ex a bottle of wine, this just might be the label for you. I bought my first bottle of Fat Bastard wine (a delicious Cabernet) a few years ago merely for the label. I kept buying it for the taste. A really and truly great wine. Even better? They took part in Breast Cancer Awareness month this past October. from the site: As 2008 rolls into the autumn months of September and October, it is time again to show our support for Breast Cancer Awareness. Breast cancer is the second most common cause of cancer death in women in the United States, and for the sixth year in a row- FAT bastard aims to raise awareness and spread hope, by donating 25 cents for every bottle sold up to $75,000. This donation will be used to support breast cancer research, education and screening throughout the country- helping several cancer care organizations that offer a new hope to women and their families. During the donation period, FAT bastard wines will be easy to spot on the shelf wearing the special “Live Large, Spread Hope” necker with an attached enamel pink ribbon pin to wear in show of your support. This is a cause very close to my heart, so I encourage FAT bastard wine drinkers to support our awareness program and raise their glasses to help spread hope and work towards eradicating breast cancer forever!
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You can jump to your own conclusions with this one... 4"x 4" foam MikWright coaster. durable, washable, absorbent. "once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright a... You can jump to your own conclusions with this one... 4"x 4" foam MikWright coaster. durable, washable, absorbent. "once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional items for your holiday partying pleasure...
Added 3 Years Ago from Mikwright -
Icy Bling for your drink. I think it would be fun to make the ice cubes with different colors of fruit juice to add a little color and flavor to a drink.
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Maybe your hostess is naughty - who am I to judge? Maybe she just likes black licorice and you have this sort of a sense of humor.
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Too cool.
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Love this! I gave this to a friend for Christmas and he loved it as well. I think it's a genius idea and even if you don't drink alcohol, it's still perfect to use to cool down your favorite beverage!
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I'm a fan of fabulous things but an even bigger fan of free ones. Here is a great discovery by my friend Tracie Stier-Johnson of Broadway Paper- Kate Spade offers free, fun e-cards! And you know what? It's even cooler to receive a... I'm a fan of fabulous things but an even bigger fan of free ones. Here is a great discovery by my friend Tracie Stier-Johnson of Broadway Paper- Kate Spade offers free, fun e-cards! And you know what? It's even cooler to receive a Valentine any day OTHER than the 14th of February. Just because.
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cancer is a personal nightmare for me. my sister is battling stage 4 breast cancer. it sucks. things like this make me laugh. i got this for everyone in my family. just a little something to take some of the seriousness of th... cancer is a personal nightmare for me. my sister is battling stage 4 breast cancer. it sucks. things like this make me laugh. i got this for everyone in my family. just a little something to take some of the seriousness of the whole situation. good stuff. not to mention all the other f***ed up sayings you can choose from.
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This is really cute. I like this idea a lot. Its a great gift for someone who lives in New York! My aunt would love this.
Added 4 Years Ago from Wearehappytoserveyou -
"Remember- the ideal New Year's Resolution should include the mention of a dead clown, a chain-saw, a stolen golf buggy, half a pound of peyote and a determination to improve oneself." Another fantastically funny free ecard fro... "Remember- the ideal New Year's Resolution should include the mention of a dead clown, a chain-saw, a stolen golf buggy, half a pound of peyote and a determination to improve oneself." Another fantastically funny free ecard from the folks at wrongcards.com....
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I think anyone here who has seen one of my myriad reviews for the JunkMail Greetings line knows that I'm mildly addicted to the sarcastic wit and wisdom of these greeting cards. So you can imagine how excited I am to discover t... I think anyone here who has seen one of my myriad reviews for the JunkMail Greetings line knows that I'm mildly addicted to the sarcastic wit and wisdom of these greeting cards. So you can imagine how excited I am to discover that they've come out with a 2009 Desk Calendar. I'll be stuffing my stocking with one, thank you very much. Kissy kissy to me. from the site: January - Congratulations on your mediocrity. February - If you can't get your dignity back, at least get your underwear. March - Oh, snap. April - And to think, your mom said you'd never amount to anything. May - Your probation officer must be so proud. June - Welcome to reality. Here's your shovel. July - The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. August - Check yourself before you wreck yourself. September - My therapist warned me about people like you. October - You say, 'tomato'. I say, 'shut the hell up'. November - I admire your low standards. December - He sees you when you're sleeping. Kinda creepy.
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How cute is this? Relive the classic Charlie Brown Christmas special with this fun table top decoration. This is too adorable.
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This is by far one of the best versions of A Christmas Carol. It was so modern and hilarious... Bill Murray rocks... just ask Chad.
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Absolutely hilarious!
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I guarantee you that if you try this wine, you will LOVE it....I had this the last time I was in New York at my friend Carrie's house and I thought it was so cute! Not only is the wine really good, but on the back of the bottle i... I guarantee you that if you try this wine, you will LOVE it....I had this the last time I was in New York at my friend Carrie's house and I thought it was so cute! Not only is the wine really good, but on the back of the bottle it says bitch like 30 times and at the end it says bitch some more! Classic...
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..."Fa la la la la-la la la la." I know, I know, how many Junkmail recs can one person do? I can't help it. Love this line.
Added 5 Years Ago from Big Cartel -
Everyone loves National Lampoon movies so clearly the Christmas Vacation one has to be on this list! SO FUNNY!
Added 5 Years Ago from Amazon.com -
~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~ from the sit... ~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~ from the site: Ha! Get it? Balls! Set of 12 cards with "Nice Balls" printed inside. Imported. Wipe clean. * Includes: 12 cards and envelopes * Cards: 5"w, 7"h * Paper
Tags: cards, stationary, hostess gifts, funny, holidays, Christmas, stocking stuffers, christmas cards, 10 Bucks or LessAdded 5 Years Ago from Urban Outfitters -
This is about the only Chanel I can afford..... From Amazon: "The essential little black dress, the elegant suit with the gold-buttoned jacket, the freedom to wear slacks — modern women still draw upon the innovations of Gabr... This is about the only Chanel I can afford..... From Amazon: "The essential little black dress, the elegant suit with the gold-buttoned jacket, the freedom to wear slacks — modern women still draw upon the innovations of Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel. This collection features 3 dolls and 28 authentic costumes that illustrate Chanel's haute couture history and the enduring appeal of her designs."
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Product Description from Amazon: Well-researched, scrupulously rendered collection spotlights one of the great innovative couturiers of the 20th century. 3 dolls, including a figure of the noted designer and two models, are accom... Product Description from Amazon: Well-researched, scrupulously rendered collection spotlights one of the great innovative couturiers of the 20th century. 3 dolls, including a figure of the noted designer and two models, are accompanied by 28 different costumes — among them a Mondrian-inspired dress, a satin-trimmed tuxedo, a day dress in the "trapeze" style, and much more.
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"A pictorial tribute to American designers! Two dolls with a stunning wardrobe of casual clothes, cocktail dresses, and elegant evening gowns model the creations of 32 designers, among them Mainbocher, Adele Simpson, Oscar de la R... "A pictorial tribute to American designers! Two dolls with a stunning wardrobe of casual clothes, cocktail dresses, and elegant evening gowns model the creations of 32 designers, among them Mainbocher, Adele Simpson, Oscar de la Renta, Norman Norell, Pauline Trigère, Adolfo, Bill Blass, Geoffrey Beene, Carolina Herrera, Isaac Mizrahi, and Vera Wang." (from Amazon)
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Great as unique gift labels on presents when you get tired of making them "pretend catfight"..... from the site: Product Description This stunning paper doll collection pays tribute to those lovely ladies of song whose inti... Great as unique gift labels on presents when you get tired of making them "pretend catfight"..... from the site: Product Description This stunning paper doll collection pays tribute to those lovely ladies of song whose intimate and distinctive vocal deliveries rang with stylish sophistication. 16 dolls, modeling 32 costumes, depict images of Lena Horne, Peggy Lee, Josephine Baker, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Sarah Vaughan, Frances Langford, Rosemary Clooney, and eight other "sirens of song."
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For the person in your life who spends a lot of time on the toilet.... They might as well learn something while they're at it. ~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in t... For the person in your life who spends a lot of time on the toilet.... They might as well learn something while they're at it. ~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~ from the site: Learn to speak another language while you shower! This cute shower curtain is printed allover with French, German or Italian to English translations. Metal grommets at the top for hanging. Imported. Machine wash. * 72"w, 72"h * Polyester, metal * Liner sold separately * Web exclusive
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I like the song quote idea.... cool stuff for crafters. from Amazon: Product Description Old-fashioned ABC samplers are nowhere to be found in this collection of 26 stylish and witty designs that give cross-stitch a forcefu... I like the song quote idea.... cool stuff for crafters. from Amazon: Product Description Old-fashioned ABC samplers are nowhere to be found in this collection of 26 stylish and witty designs that give cross-stitch a forceful new look. Unconventional wall hangings fill the first section of the book and dazzle with their bold colors, unusual lettering, and offbeat quotes from songs, books, movie dialogue, and even truck stop bathrooms. A second group of patterns features intriguing, small designs called "tattoos" to sew on T-shirts, jean jackets, bracelets, and handbags, and a final section shifts to the decoration of household items such as pillows, dish towels, and a cloth-wrapped money jar. Each project is accompanied by commentary explaining the inspiration behind the design, and sidebars offer tips for personalizing the final product by adding beads, dyed fabric backgrounds, or frames made from hardware and found objects. Basic technique demos teach beginners how to form cross-stitches, mix cross-stitch with other embroidery, choose and use embroidery thread, stitch on linen, and work out designs on blank graphs.
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Hahaha. Get it? That is fantastic!
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Another politically incorrect "hee-hee-hee" pattern from the folks at Subversive Cross Stitch for the crafter on your list....
Added 5 Years Ago from Subversivecrossstitch -
Another politically incorrect "hee-hee-hee" pattern from the folks at Subversive Cross Stitch for the crafter on your list....
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Another politically incorrect "hee-hee-hee" pattern from the folks at Subversive Cross Stitch for the crafter on your list....
Added 5 Years Ago from Subversivecrossstitch
