hostess gifts: funny
dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please e-mail me the dimensions of your ass, i don't think this is gonna work" Card
The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional stationary for your holiday card swapping pleasure... "dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please e-mail me the dimensions of your ass, because i don't think this is gonna work. love, emily"
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These faux-fancy dinner napkins are genius. Experience all the joys of getting gussied-up without even trying. A pack of 20 quality 3-ply paper napkins printed with a range of four elegant neck-ties. Each napkin measures approx... These faux-fancy dinner napkins are genius. Experience all the joys of getting gussied-up without even trying. A pack of 20 quality 3-ply paper napkins printed with a range of four elegant neck-ties. Each napkin measures approximately 12.75" square. $6 »
Added 2 Years Ago from The Curiosity Shoppe -
If you are so inclined to give an ex a bottle of wine, this just might be the label for you. I bought my first bottle of Fat Bastard wine (a delicious Cabernet) a few years ago merely for the label. I kept buying it for the tas... If you are so inclined to give an ex a bottle of wine, this just might be the label for you. I bought my first bottle of Fat Bastard wine (a delicious Cabernet) a few years ago merely for the label. I kept buying it for the taste. A really and truly great wine. Even better? They took part in Breast Cancer Awareness month this past October. from the site: As 2008 rolls into the autumn months of September and October, it is time again to show our support for Breast Cancer Awareness. Breast cancer is the second most common cause of cancer death in women in the United States, and for the sixth year in a row- FAT bastard aims to raise awareness and spread hope, by donating 25 cents for every bottle sold up to $75,000. This donation will be used to support breast cancer research, education and screening throughout the country- helping several cancer care organizations that offer a new hope to women and their families. During the donation period, FAT bastard wines will be easy to spot on the shelf wearing the special “Live Large, Spread Hope” necker with an attached enamel pink ribbon pin to wear in show of your support. This is a cause very close to my heart, so I encourage FAT bastard wine drinkers to support our awareness program and raise their glasses to help spread hope and work towards eradicating breast cancer forever! »
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You can jump to your own conclusions with this one... 4"x 4" foam MikWright coaster. durable, washable, absorbent. "once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright a... You can jump to your own conclusions with this one... 4"x 4" foam MikWright coaster. durable, washable, absorbent. "once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional items for your holiday partying pleasure... »
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I think these glasses will look much snazzier than my usual get up of a piece of white bread hanging out of my mouth as I chop. »
Added 3 Years Ago from Utilitieshome -
Icy Bling for your drink. I think it would be fun to make the ice cubes with different colors of fruit juice to add a little color and flavor to a drink. »
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{by trixiedelicious on Etsy} A fantastic and unique gift (I always get "ooh'ed" off the planet when I give a trixiedelicious item away). But the truth? I have kept far more for myself than I've ever parted with. I just love eve... {by trixiedelicious on Etsy} A fantastic and unique gift (I always get "ooh'ed" off the planet when I give a trixiedelicious item away). But the truth? I have kept far more for myself than I've ever parted with. I just love every single piece on her site and she's always coming up with new monikers that have me laughing my arse off. Check out the current selection and revisit soon for more additions. from the seller: Mismatched and tarted up! Reworked vintage English Royal Albert bone china teacup and saucer in different pink rosy patterns. Text is hand painted in heat fused Porcelaine ceramic paint,is non-toxic, beverage safe. Hand wash with care. »
Added 3 Years Ago from Etsy -
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Make indecision a thing of the past! You'll never have to argue over what kind of takeout to get again! The six sides offer these choices: burger, mexican, chinese, thai, barbeque, pizza. »
Added 3 Years Ago from Sb-designstudio -
sink one in your drink »
Added 3 Years Ago from Fred & Friends -
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Added 4 Years Ago from Urban Outfitters -
I've actually played this. And no, not as a drinking game. Though now that you mention it.... »
Added 4 Years Ago from Urban Outfitters -
I guarantee you that if you try this wine, you will LOVE it....I had this the last time I was in New York at my friend Carrie's house and I thought it was so cute! Not only is the wine really good, but on the back of the bottle i... I guarantee you that if you try this wine, you will LOVE it....I had this the last time I was in New York at my friend Carrie's house and I thought it was so cute! Not only is the wine really good, but on the back of the bottle it says bitch like 30 times and at the end it says bitch some more! Classic... »
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..."Fa la la la la-la la la la." I know, I know, how many Junkmail recs can one person do? I can't help it. Love this line. »
Added 4 Years Ago from Big Cartel -
~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~ from the sit... ~~Use Code "luckybreaks8" during checkout for 25% off the entire site. Make sure you are signed in to your free account or it won't accept the code. I don't know how long it will last so take advantage of it now!~~ from the site: Ha! Get it? Balls! Set of 12 cards with "Nice Balls" printed inside. Imported. Wipe clean. * Includes: 12 cards and envelopes * Cards: 5"w, 7"h * Paper »
Tags: cards, stationary, hostess gifts, funny, holidays, Christmas, stocking stuffers, christmas cards, 10 Bucks or LessAdded 4 Years Ago from Urban Outfitters -
This is about the only Chanel I can afford..... From Amazon: "The essential little black dress, the elegant suit with the gold-buttoned jacket, the freedom to wear slacks — modern women still draw upon the innovations of Gabr... This is about the only Chanel I can afford..... From Amazon: "The essential little black dress, the elegant suit with the gold-buttoned jacket, the freedom to wear slacks — modern women still draw upon the innovations of Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel. This collection features 3 dolls and 28 authentic costumes that illustrate Chanel's haute couture history and the enduring appeal of her designs." »
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Product Description from Amazon: Well-researched, scrupulously rendered collection spotlights one of the great innovative couturiers of the 20th century. 3 dolls, including a figure of the noted designer and two models, are accom... Product Description from Amazon: Well-researched, scrupulously rendered collection spotlights one of the great innovative couturiers of the 20th century. 3 dolls, including a figure of the noted designer and two models, are accompanied by 28 different costumes — among them a Mondrian-inspired dress, a satin-trimmed tuxedo, a day dress in the "trapeze" style, and much more. »
Added 4 Years Ago from Amazon.com -
"A pictorial tribute to American designers! Two dolls with a stunning wardrobe of casual clothes, cocktail dresses, and elegant evening gowns model the creations of 32 designers, among them Mainbocher, Adele Simpson, Oscar de la R... "A pictorial tribute to American designers! Two dolls with a stunning wardrobe of casual clothes, cocktail dresses, and elegant evening gowns model the creations of 32 designers, among them Mainbocher, Adele Simpson, Oscar de la Renta, Norman Norell, Pauline Trigère, Adolfo, Bill Blass, Geoffrey Beene, Carolina Herrera, Isaac Mizrahi, and Vera Wang." (from Amazon) »
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Great as unique gift labels on presents when you get tired of making them "pretend catfight"..... from the site: Product Description This stunning paper doll collection pays tribute to those lovely ladies of song whose inti... Great as unique gift labels on presents when you get tired of making them "pretend catfight"..... from the site: Product Description This stunning paper doll collection pays tribute to those lovely ladies of song whose intimate and distinctive vocal deliveries rang with stylish sophistication. 16 dolls, modeling 32 costumes, depict images of Lena Horne, Peggy Lee, Josephine Baker, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Sarah Vaughan, Frances Langford, Rosemary Clooney, and eight other "sirens of song." »
Added 4 Years Ago from Amazon.com -
Wayne Newton, you are finally mine to play with, you big hunk of Botoxed meat! Cutting out these dolls and using them as unique holiday gift tags would add a bit of kitschy fun to the holidays..... from the site: Product ... Wayne Newton, you are finally mine to play with, you big hunk of Botoxed meat! Cutting out these dolls and using them as unique holiday gift tags would add a bit of kitschy fun to the holidays..... from the site: Product Description From the "getaway playland" of the world comes a star-studded lineup of singers, comedians, musicians, dancers, and other celebrities. Lifelike paper doll figures of Elvis Presley, Ann-Margret, Frank Sinatra and the Rat Pack, Wayne Newton, and 11 other performers, plus a Las Vegas showgirl, come to swingin' life. 2 dazzling costumes for most figures. »
Added 4 Years Ago from Amazon.com -
Cool. Now I can finally adjust Gwyneth's ill-fitting, peepshow of a dress..... It's been bugging ever since her speech. from the site: Kathy Bates got one. So did Jodie Foster, Helen Hunt, Hilary Swank, and 6 other talented la... Cool. Now I can finally adjust Gwyneth's ill-fitting, peepshow of a dress..... It's been bugging ever since her speech. from the site: Kathy Bates got one. So did Jodie Foster, Helen Hunt, Hilary Swank, and 6 other talented ladies of the silver screen. Paper dolls depicting these 1990s Oscar recipients, as well as Holly Hunter, Jessica Lange, Frances McDormand, Gwyneth Paltrow, Susan Sarandon, and Emma Thompson model gowns and costumes. 10 dolls, 32 costumes. »
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Consider a supercool plate as the foundation for this year's holiday cookie gifts. Once the gourmet treats are gone, your recipient will have something fabulous to remember your gesture by.... Trixiedelicious's Etsy shop has be... Consider a supercool plate as the foundation for this year's holiday cookie gifts. Once the gourmet treats are gone, your recipient will have something fabulous to remember your gesture by.... Trixiedelicious's Etsy shop has been one of my indulgences of late. I keep popping over and picking up a plate or two, some teacups.... the collection is growing. It's a fabulous hostess or birthday gift and would make a really unique holiday present for someone you know with a sense of humour. Think of making a gift basket with winter warm-ups and a tongue-in-cheek item or two from this shop. Sure to be a hit. »
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Another politically incorrect "hee-hee-hee" pattern from the folks at Subversive Cross Stitch for the crafter on your list.... »
Added 4 Years Ago from Subversivecrossstitch -
.... and living rooms and basements and.... Eh, I was just hoping to stretch that a bit. Painted wood. Great hostess gift. »
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...if there was never any "naughty" then you wouldn't have "nice" to compare it to. Thus, I dabble in Naughty as a selfless gesture aimed at keeping Nice in business so children can have toys. Oh fine. The fact is that no matt... ...if there was never any "naughty" then you wouldn't have "nice" to compare it to. Thus, I dabble in Naughty as a selfless gesture aimed at keeping Nice in business so children can have toys. Oh fine. The fact is that no matter how high up the Grown Up ladder I am dragged (kicking and screaming I might add), I have yet to lose my grip on my juvenile sense of humor. I have been known to relate to Beavis on occasion. So this made me laugh when I saw it and laugh again when I wore it. But I promise. I'm a real grown-up the rest of the time. .... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up... »
Tags: gifts, t-shirts, apparel, women, hostess gifts, funny, Obnoxious Shirts, Tacky Christmas GiftsAdded 4 Years Ago from Tshirthell -
trixiedelicious :: "Reworked vintage Queen Anne bone china mismatched tennis set, teacup and plate. Flower decals in blue are almost a match on both cup and plate. Text is in heat fused ceramic paint, is non-toxic, beverage and f... trixiedelicious :: "Reworked vintage Queen Anne bone china mismatched tennis set, teacup and plate. Flower decals in blue are almost a match on both cup and plate. Text is in heat fused ceramic paint, is non-toxic, beverage and food safe." »
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from trixiedelicious :: "Perfect wedding gift! Reworked vintage 60s cups and saucers. Bright pink cups teamed with floral saucers by Crown Lynn. Text added in heat fused ceramic paint is non-toxic, beverage safe. Hand washing ... from trixiedelicious :: "Perfect wedding gift! Reworked vintage 60s cups and saucers. Bright pink cups teamed with floral saucers by Crown Lynn. Text added in heat fused ceramic paint is non-toxic, beverage safe. Hand washing recommended." »
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from trixiedelicious :: "Reworked vintage English burgundy teacup and dotty saucer, mismatched but complimentary. Text added in heat fused ceramic paint, is non-toxic, beverage safe. Hand washing recommended." »
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The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other ac... The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other accessories on the MikWright site. "do i look like i give a rat's ass?" »
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The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other ac... The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other accessories on the MikWright site. "where the hell is my pickle fork? i can't have anything nice with you kids." »
Added 4 Years Ago from Mikwright
