Small Slang Address Book

Small Slang Address Book

i have way too many friends that would be able to fill this bad boy up in no time.

"once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. Foam Coaster-Gin & Titonic - Ice Cube Ocean Liners and Icebergs-The Best Dance Moves... Ever!-"Looks Like You've Donned Your Gay Apparel" Card-"where the hell is my pickle fork? i can't have anything nice with you kids." Napkins-dear santa, here's a picture of our chimney. please e-mail me the dimensions of your ass, i don't think this is gonna work" Card-"and here's the guy who drives the tractor....." Coaster-"monica, dear, there is no santa. now be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini". (happy holidays) Boxed Set of 12-"now why did i come into the kitchen? oh yeah, to fart." Coaster-"kids!!! are those your father's special balloons from the bedroom nightstand? season's greetings." Card-"speaking of fruit cakes, when does your nephew get in from san francisco? pass the cranberries." Card-"it's sort of the one i wanted. but hell, i can always regift it. happy holidays." Card-"the kids? out back playing with their new empty boxes. season's greetings." Card-"momma loves her some eggnog!" MikWright Card-"1. connect part a to b... 2. insert ice into glass and add vodka to tonic..." MikWright Card-"monica, dear, there is no santa. now be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini...." XMas Card-The Midnight Card-Cure for Road Rage Shticks-Alastair Crombie - 'Lucky Day' Pendant-Hate Mail for the Holidays Cards-"Mistletoe, Schmistletoe. I've Got Mace" Card-"Wishing You An Acceptable Christmas and An Adequate New Year" Card-"Restraining Order Be Damned. I'll See You at Christmas." Card-Depraved Plate