The Douche Card

The Douche Card

Let's say you're standing in line inside subway. Someone kindly cuts in front of you to stand next to their friend in line. Tap them on the shoulder and hand them this. I think the point will be clear. One of the many instances this card would come in handy.

  • You can jump to your own conclusions with this one... 4"x 4" foam MikWright coaster. durable, washable, absorbent. "once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright a... You can jump to your own conclusions with this one... 4"x 4" foam MikWright coaster. durable, washable, absorbent. "once that wiener hits the pool, it's gonna shrink up to nothin'. The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional items for your holiday partying pleasure...

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  • Yeah, this sticker will inevitably end up on 1986 minivan with hundreds more that say things like "my kid beat up your honor student." However, seeing this brings back a flood of memories involving my brothers and me sneaking arou... Yeah, this sticker will inevitably end up on 1986 minivan with hundreds more that say things like "my kid beat up your honor student." However, seeing this brings back a flood of memories involving my brothers and me sneaking around, as kids, to watch Surviving the Game.

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  • I'm ordering this book simply to learn how to Smurf. It's long been a dream of mine.

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  • "and here's the guy who drives the tractor that pulls the combine that harvests the grain that makes the alcohol that destroys my liver." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctiona... "and here's the guy who drives the tractor that pulls the combine that harvests the grain that makes the alcohol that destroys my liver." The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these cards are also available as napkins, photo albums, coasters and other accessories on the MikWright site.

  • The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these are also available as napkins, photo albums, cards and other accessories... The brilliant wit and wisdom of MikWright again delivers a fabulous batch of dysfunctional accessories for your holiday partying pleasure... Many of these are also available as napkins, photo albums, cards and other accessories on the MikWright site. "now why did i come into the kitchen? oh yeah, to fart."

  • "This face leaves at midnight. Be on it." Oh god, please, please bring this to your office party this holiday season and someone- ANYONE- use it. Then tell us all about it.

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  • I DEF need these stickers. I think I have enough road rage for the entire city of LA.

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  • Chelsea Handler is so cool. All of her books should be purchased and read by everyone.

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  • The ultimate roommate gift? Clearly designed by Americans who only wish these to look exotic these matches nonetheless come in handy "when you drop the big one." Kinky Friedman would approve.

  • Amazon.com Jack Klugman and Tony Randall give an advanced course in chemistry in the auspicious first season of The Odd Couple, which would only get better as the veteran character actors made themselves at home in their signatur... Amazon.com Jack Klugman and Tony Randall give an advanced course in chemistry in the auspicious first season of The Odd Couple, which would only get better as the veteran character actors made themselves at home in their signature roles and the series switched from a laugh track to a live audience. In these first episodes, The Odd Couple hews pretty much to the voice and spirit of Neil Simon's play about mismatched roommates, sloppy sportswriter Oscar Madison and "miserable, picky, irritating" photographer Felix Unger ("That was the point," defends series executive producer and writer Garry Marshall, who provides lively audio introductions for each episode and commentary for the pilot). Playing pivotal roles this first season are Felix and Oscar's poker playing buddies, Murray the cop (Al Molinaro), Vinnie, Roy, and Speed, the fabulous Pigeon sisters (Monica Evans and Carole Shelley reprising their Broadway and film roles), and, of course, Neil Hefti's jaunty, jazzy theme, which was introduced in the 1968 film. As with M*A*S*H, the series would establish its own identity and supplant previous incarnations in the public's consciousness. The Odd Couple was never a ratings smash before it became a syndication staple. The series' loyal following is amply rewarded with this five-disc set. In addition to all 24 first season episodes, a bonus disc contains four billed as "Tony and Jack's Favorite Episodes," including the one where Oscar attacks Felix in his sleep, and the duo are paired as contestants on the game show Password. In a clip from The Mike Douglas Show, Tony Randall promotes the series, and somehow ends up challenging Douglas and Pat Boone to a push-up contest (Boone wins!). A reunited Randall and Klugman, his voice a rasp following his throat cancer surgery, are seen in a priceless clip from a 1993 performance of The Odd Couple to benefit Randall's National Actor's Theatre. A gag reel is negligible, but Klugman contributes home videos of a book tour and he provides commentary for a clip of him winning his first Emmy Award ("I've never seen this," he says delightedly). The Odd Couple is the very model of a classic character-driven comedy. From its dream-team casting to the literate, witty writing, there is nothing odd about why this series' remains one of the most beloved in all TV Land. --Donald Liebenson

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  • I think I've just checked off half of my Christmas gift list with these.... Also realized I don't use the words "Twatbomb" and "Douchelord" enough.... From the site: MEAN BAGS™ are a revolutionary new type of bean bag speci... I think I've just checked off half of my Christmas gift list with these.... Also realized I don't use the words "Twatbomb" and "Douchelord" enough.... From the site: MEAN BAGS™ are a revolutionary new type of bean bag specifically made for pelting at others. Every Mean Bag is hand-embroidered and sewn deliberately with hostility and mean-spiritedness in mind. We hope someone you hate catches one in the face today. (Or gets one in a beautiful package if you're not feeling too bold). Mean Bags are made of 100% Cotton and filled with jasmine rice. They come packaged in clear cellophane (as seen in picture). The following Mean Bags are in stock and ready to pelt: Asshole - red bag with white stitching Asshat – aqua bag with lime stitching Ballsface – aqua bag with grey stitching Bitchass - magenta bag with orange stitching Dickbag - aqua bag with white stitching Dickbomb - orange bag with aqua stitching Dicktard - magenta bag with white stitching Douchebag - grey bag with magenta stitching Douchebag - red bag with aqua stitching Douchelord - orange bag with grey stitching Fuckass - red bag with orange stitching Fuckface - red bag with aqua stitching Fuckhead - grey bag with (darker) grey stitching Fuckhole - magenta bag with aqua stitching Fuckstick – aqua bag with grey stitching Fucktard – aqua bag with red stitching Jerkass - aqua bag with red stitching Jerkface - magenta bag with aqua stitching Sanchface - brown bag with aqua stitching Shitclown - lime bag with aqua stitching Slutface – pink bag with magenta stitching Twatbomb - lavender bag with magenta stitching Whoremouth - lavender bag with red stitching

  • i have way too many friends that would be able to fill this bad boy up in no time.

  • Have fun with this version of the magic 8 ball. Great for parties and is a perfect conversation starter. Just ask any question and the magic ball will respond with thought provoking and positive feedback. Place one on your desk... Have fun with this version of the magic 8 ball. Great for parties and is a perfect conversation starter. Just ask any question and the magic ball will respond with thought provoking and positive feedback. Place one on your desk at work and watch the fun happen.

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