Big Maoi Tissue Dispenser
I suppose if you really want one of these things, the only way to go is faux stone.
Icy Bling for your drink. I think it would be fun to make the ice cubes with different colors of fruit juice to add a little color and flavor to a drink.
Just place the ever-so-dainty toe of this playful pump under the crack of your very own door and it will be held open in style.
Cassette tape dispenser for your scotch tape. The play-on words are killing me, Larry! Whoever said the cassette tape would be useless?